Random Jokes/one-Liners..

[summer27]

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[summer27]

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[summer27]

Rumors r carried by haters spread by fools n accepted by idiots

[summer27]

When you have sex with someone for the first time you get an idea of what their ex liked

[nallaberry]

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[color=#333333]Why Do 99 percent Of Girls Have A Bigger Left Boob?[/color]
[color=#333333]Because, 99 percent Of The Boys Are Right Handed…[/color]
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[kattikeka]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Couple claiming Virginity-[/font][/color]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Girl:if this was ur 1st time, then how did u do it so well.[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Boy:if this was ur 1st time then how do u know that I did well[/font][/color]
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[kattikeka]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Success is like Pregnancy, everybody congratulates you, but nobody knows how many times u got f**ked to achieve it..[/font][/color]
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[url=http://www.desigifs.com/gifs/588/mahesh-babu][img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/mahiinnocentlook.gif[/img][/url]

[kattikeka]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Salesgirl :Sir no smoking in d shop[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Man: but i bought cigarettes frm ur shop.[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Salesgirl: Sir we sell Condoms too, bt it doesn mean u start Fu-king us right here..[/font][/color]
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[url=http://www.desigifs.com/gifs/1626/brahmanandam][img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmi.whistle_0.gif[/img][/url]

[kattikeka]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]A Great Sex Philosopher Very Well Said . . . . " MARD Ki Taaqat Ka Andazaa uss Ke Zor Se Nahi . , Ladki Ke Shor Se Hota Hai"[/font][/color]
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deeeni meaning telugu/english lo cheptaaraa[url=http://www.desigifs.com/gifs/1137/brahmanandam][img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/brahmam_touch1_0.gif[/img][/url]

[kattikeka]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Man gets love bite on neck from secretary,goes home worried. [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]He gets and idea and [/font][/color][color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]allows dog to jump on him,then shouts "oh he bit my neck!" [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Wife removes bra and says..See what he did to my B O O B S[/font][/color]
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[url=http://www.desigifs.com/gifs/325/brahmanandam][img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/Brahmi_crying.gif[/img][/url]

[kattikeka]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]OFFICIAL NOTIFICATION FROM GOD TO ALL WOMEN - [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]LYING UNDER SOMEBODY IN BED and SCREAMING "OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!" WILL NOT BE CONSIDERED AS PRAYER[/font][/color]
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[url=http://www.desigifs.com/gifs/1630/brahmanandam][img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmi.dance__0.gif[/img][/url]

[chinni005]

1k[img]http://i47.tinypic.com/vb0r9_th.gif[/img]

[kattikeka]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Captain blackmails a lady on the ship - 'if u don't have Sex with me i will sink the ship' [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]She messaged her husband - 'i saved 600 people 7 times in 2 days'[/font][/color]
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[url=http://www.desigifs.com/gifs/1626/brahmanandam][img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmi.whistle_0.gif[/img][/url]

[ManOnFire]

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deeeni meaning telugu/english lo cheptaaraa[url="http://www.desigifs.com/gifs/1137/brahmanandam"][img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/brahmam_touch1_0.gif[/img][/url]
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magadi capacity piston speed lo undadu, avathala lady keka lo untadi..

[baa]

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deeeni meaning telugu/english lo cheptaaraa[url="http://www.desigifs.com/gifs/1137/brahmanandam"][img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/brahmam_touch1_0.gif[/img][/url]
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[size=8]nuvvu nuvvenaa?? [/size]