Random Jokes/one-Liners..

[summer27]

Woman who springs on innerspring this spring, gets offspring next spring

[summer27]

A Bra manufacturer introduced a new product called Embargo.

He was asked what it meant.

His reply was : The reverse of the word means "O Grab Me"!!

[CHANAKYA]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]If u F*ck a woman nicely, She will Love u for the rest of her life. But if u Love a woman nicely, She will F*ck U for the rest of your life.[/font][/color]
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4m all opp us
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[CHANAKYA]

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[color=#333333]Girls, don't be so proud If every boy wants you. Always remember, cheap items have too many buyers.[/color]
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[color=#333333]Compromising with your woman doesn't mean you are wrong & she is right. It only signifies that sex is more important than your ego.[/color]
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It's not a joke... jiffesko

[CHANAKYA]

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[color=#333333]At a funeral,a heart shaped coffin was made for a Cardiologist.[/color]
[color=#333333]A Doctor started laughing.When asked y,he said "I am thinking of my funeral, i am a Gynecologist"[/color]
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[color=#333333]Fact of life: When a girl attains maturity, she wants to wear a bra - When a boy attains maturity, he wants to remove that bra .[/color]
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[color=#333333]Height of POVERTY :: Wife stitching husband's condom.[/color]
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[color=#333333]An old man was making love to a young girl. Suddenly started shaking badly! [/color]
[color=#333333]Girl:what happened? [/color]
[color=#333333]Man:Either i am 'coming' or i am 'going'![/color]
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[color=#333333]In Today’s Relationship. You Can Touch Each Other’s Private Parts, But… But You Can’t Touch Each Other’s Cell Phones.[/color]
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[banthiii]

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ARAB MAN
An arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.
‘Your name pls.’?
“Abdul Aziz ”
“Sex? ”
“Six times a week!! ”
“No, no, I mean male or female! ”
“Doesn’t matters, sometimes even camel !”
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[banthiii]

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Todays generation:

Six year old boy to a four year old boy: Dude, I found a condom in the balcony.
Four year old boy: What’s a balcony ?
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[banthiii]

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Women asked man who is traveling with six children, all these kids are yours???
No, I work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints .
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[img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/i73369_ththbrahmi106.gif?1290172759[/img]

[CHANAKYA]

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[color=#333333]The most awkward moment - when the guy who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow[/color]
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[color=#333333]My girl keeps saying "I want my space. I want my space. I want myspace. I want myspace." [/color]
[color=#333333]I told her "Shut up, everyone's on Facebook now!"[/color]
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[color=#333333]Husband climbs on the bed nude.[/color]
[color=#333333]Wife : I have headache.[/color]
[color=#333333]Hubby: I know that,so I've powderd my penis wit asprin.You want to take it orally or as injection.[/color]
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[color=#333333]Sex relieves tension.... Love causes it ..[/color]
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[color=#333333]Have you ever noticed that when you shout "you as*hole"!! About 10 people turn around???[/color]
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[color=#333333]Man:I want a condom![/color]
[color=#333333]Sales girl:MaY I hold YouR p*nis for size![/color]
[color=#333333]Man:ok![/color]
[color=#333333]SG:Give him a"L"Wait give him"XL"Wait give him"XXL"! Oh,f*ck Give me a tissue[/color]
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[color=#333333]A school boy was masturbating in school bathroom, Suddenly teacher comes & opens the door, Boy says: Ma'am, 100 years for you.[/color]
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[color=#333333]Bachelors go to the fridge, see nothing interesting, go to bed.[/color]
[color=#333333]Married men go to bed, see nothing interesting, go to the fridge[/color]
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[color=#333333]Father:my 6yr old son is naughty,he made all our female servants PREGNANT! [/color]
[color=#333333]Doctor: how?[/color]
[color=#333333]Father: HE took a pin&punched a hole in all my Condoms[/color]
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[color=#333333]Woman 1 - What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction?[/color]
[color=#333333]Woman 2 - "What [b]the [/b]F*ck" and "What [b]a[/b] F*ck" Got it???[/color]
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[summer27]

Sunny Leone doing bold scenes in Jism 2 is like sitting for 'B com' exam after topping in CA Finals

[summer27]

Usually actresses end up removing their clothes as their careers begin to fade. Sunny Leone is only one who has started putting on clothes....

[summer27]

last weekend was an e[color=#333333][font=Arial, sans-serif]motional weekend for men: from Rakshabandhan on thursday to Sunny leone on Friday.. Tough life we have..[/font][/color]

[summer27]

After the failure of Jism2 Sunny should definetely watch 3- Idiots to understand the fact-[b]Insan ko apna career wahi banana chahiye jisme wo man lagakar kam kare[/b]

[summer27]

It's really hard to wait for the right person in life...Especially when the wrong one's are so attractive

[summer27]

Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood.

When he gets back, he says, "Honey, my hands are freezing!" She says, "Well put them here between my legs and that will warm them up."

After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and comes back and says again, "Man! My hands are really freezing!" She says again, "Well put them here between my legs and warm them up."

He does, and again that warms him up. After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop wood for the night. When he returns, he again says, "Honey, my hands are really freezing!"

She looks at him and says, "For crying out loud, don't your *nose* ever get cold?"