Random Jokes/one-Liners..

[ManOnFire]

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To avoid expensive weekend, just follow 1 rule, Sex in mind, solution in hand
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hru Mr. Summer

[manmadudhu]

summer

[summer27]

[quote name='manmadudhu' timestamp='1348324881' post='1302521037']
summer
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[quote name='ManOnFire' timestamp='1348324870' post='1302521036']


hru Mr. Summer
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guys...am fine..pm chesta undandi..

[ManOnFire]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1348324971' post='1302521040']
guys...am fine..pm chesta undandi..
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well plz do it ASAP.. we're missing u badly here...

[summer27]

Two rules of a man's life: 1) They never flirt with any unknown lady. 2) They never consider any lady unknown

[summer27]

The Awkward Moment- in Raaz 3 when Bipasha removes her top in front of emraan & asks him "meri aankho me dekho"

[summer27]

When two Indian couples come face to face, the wives look at each other's sarees & the husbands look at each other's wives...

[summer27]

We are from the land of Kamasutra. Probably,thats the reason why we get fcuked in more ways than we can imagine,in this country!

[manmadudhu]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1348329546' post='1302521339']
The Awkward Moment- in Raaz 3 when Bipasha removes her top in front of emraan & asks him "meri aankho me dekho"
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lol

[ManOnFire]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1348329499' post='1302521332']
Two rules of a man's life: 1) They never flirt with any unknown lady. 2) They never consider any lady unknown
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universal fact

[ManOnFire]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1348329546' post='1302521339']
The Awkward Moment- in Raaz 3 when Bipasha removes her top in front of emraan & asks him "meri aankho me dekho"
[/quote]


too difficult for anyone

[ManOnFire]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1348329814' post='1302521375']
When two Indian couples come face to face, the wives look at each other's sarees & the husbands look at each other's wives...
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i guess it is 100% everywhere and viceversa

[ManOnFire]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1348330910' post='1302521521']
We are from the land of Kamasutra. Probably,thats the reason why we get fcuked in more ways than we can imagine,in this country!
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[summer27]

One woman to another: "Men are like rain. You never know when they are coming, how many inches you will get and, how long it will last"

[ManOnFire]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1348333308' post='1302521785']
One woman to another: "Men are like rain. You never know when they are coming, how many inches you will get and, how long it will last"
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aha magathannanii varsham tho polchinava baafa..