Simham Posted September 26, 2012 Report Share Posted September 26, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1335037791' post='1301670006'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Girl: "Hey, what's up?"[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Boy: "If I tell you, will you sit on it?[/font][/color] [/quote] superrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simham Posted September 26, 2012 Report Share Posted September 26, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1335164995' post='1301674573'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Height of POVERTY :: Wife stitching husband's condom.[/font][/color] [/quote] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simham Posted September 26, 2012 Report Share Posted September 26, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1335185940' post='1301674922'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Rajnikant doesn't masturbate.. He just stares at his penis and says.. . TAMBI 'FIRE[/font][/color] [/quote] [img]http://i47.tinypic.com/4s086h.gif[/img][img]http://i47.tinypic.com/4s086h.gif[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted September 26, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 26, 2012 Married ppl think singles r lucky.Singles think married ppl r lucky.Only diff is married think it durin day&singles think it during the night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simham Posted September 26, 2012 Report Share Posted September 26, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1335191330' post='1301675174'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Boss : What is the Difference Between a Key & a Panty..? [/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Secretary (Sharmate Huye) : Key : INSERT & OPEN, Panty : OPEN & INSERT.[/font][/color] [/quote] [img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/13.gif?1342236028[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simham Posted September 26, 2012 Report Share Posted September 26, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1335248735' post='1301679012'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]He said: My p*nis is so polite, it stands up so girls have a place to sit down.[/font][/color] [/quote] [img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/13.gif?1342236028[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simham Posted September 26, 2012 Report Share Posted September 26, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1335264258' post='1301679455'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Ek Bachha kaamwali se bola:Tum papa ka Nunnu apne muh mein le ke kya kar rahi thi..??[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]kaamwali: Beta, Teri Maa Ko Haar cheez saaf chahiye.[/font][/color] [/quote] [img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/13.gif?1342236028[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simham Posted September 26, 2012 Report Share Posted September 26, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1335269497' post='1301679527'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]A gal tattooed "W"on each of her bums.When she stood naked, they stood for her initials"WW".. But Wen she bent down,it simply looked "WoW"[/font][/color] [/quote] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simham Posted September 26, 2012 Report Share Posted September 26, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1335327599' post='1301683888'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Boy wanted to have sex,but ashamed of his small penis.[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]He brought his GF in a dark place and placed his penis in GFs hand[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]GF:No thanx I DONT SMOKE[/font][/color] [/quote] [img]http://www.bewarsetalk.net/discus/movieanimated3/bemmi.lol1.gif[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simham Posted September 26, 2012 Report Share Posted September 26, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1335351377' post='1301684669'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]A little boy was very jealous of his newborn sister so he put poison on his mother nipples.. [/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]next day their neighbor GUPTAJI died[/font][/color] [/quote] [img]http://www.bewarsetalk.net/discus/movieanimated3/bemmi.lol1.gif[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simham Posted September 26, 2012 Report Share Posted September 26, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1335351447' post='1301684670'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Funny fact of Indians.. Koi bhi cheez saaf karni ho.., they always say, 'Ek Ganda Kapda Dena'.[/font][/color] [/quote] [img]http://www.bewarsetalk.net/discus/movieanimated3/bemmi.lol1.gif[/img][img]http://www.bewarsetalk.net/discus/movieanimated3/bemmi.lol1.gif[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simham Posted September 26, 2012 Report Share Posted September 26, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1335366084' post='1301685185'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Doctor :- Lips kaise fate..??[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]ladki :- Kiss kar rahi thi ki, kisi ne darwaza knock kiya aur usne ghabra ke zip band kar li.[/font][/color] [/quote] [img]http://www.bewarsetalk.net/discus/movieanimated3/bemmi.lol1.gif[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simham Posted September 26, 2012 Report Share Posted September 26, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1335438225' post='1301690109'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Husband climbs on the bed nude.[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Wife : I have headache.[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Hubby: I know that,so I've powderd my penis wit asprin.You want to take it orally or as injection.[/font][/color] [/quote] [img] http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmi.lol5_.gif?1290450399 [/img][img] http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmi.lol5_.gif?1290450399 [/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simham Posted September 26, 2012 Report Share Posted September 26, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1335975121' post='1301725853'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Have you ever noticed that when you shout "you as*hole"!! About 10 people turn around???[/font][/color] [/quote] [img] http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmi.lol5_.gif?1290450399 [/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simham Posted September 26, 2012 Report Share Posted September 26, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1335975710' post='1301725903'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Man:I want a condom![/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Sales girl:MaY I hold YouR p*nis for size![/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Man:ok![/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]SG:Give him a"L"Wait give him"XL"Wait give him"XXL"! Oh,f*ck Give me a tissue[/font][/color] [/quote] [img] http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmi.lol5_.gif?1290450399 [/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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