Simham Posted September 26, 2012 Report Share Posted September 26, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1335975921' post='1301725920'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Teacher: whats the spelling of penis? [/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]A Girl: O my god... its so easy... but exactly yaad nahi a raha... Kal raat ko hi mere muh me tha.[/font][/color] [/quote] [img] http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmi.lol5_.gif?1290450399 [/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simham Posted September 26, 2012 Report Share Posted September 26, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1336375177' post='1301749757'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Hsbnd asked his wife after their 1stnight:U didnt make any noise like"aah ooh ohh during sex. why?"[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Wife:I stopped that silly habit when I was 16[/font][/color] [/quote] [img] http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmi.lol5_.gif?1290450399 [/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simham Posted September 26, 2012 Report Share Posted September 26, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1336387803' post='1301749932'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]AIDS awareness slogan issued in publc interest[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]"Either use 1stHAND or JUST HAND,but never go for 2ndHand or the one which u get near bus stand"[/font][/color] [/quote] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simham Posted September 26, 2012 Report Share Posted September 26, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1336389741' post='1301749963'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Suhag raat - Builder:Tumhare Boobs Bunglow Jaise,Figure landscape Garden Ki Tarah Hai.[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Wife Gusse Se:Ab Bhumi-Pujan Karoge Ya coolie Bulau.[/font][/color] [/quote] [img] http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmi.lol5_.gif?1290450399 [/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simham Posted September 26, 2012 Report Share Posted September 26, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1336475700' post='1301755411'] [font=System,Helvetica][size=2]A Couple went to super bowl after a very long time..[/size][/font] [font=System,Helvetica][size=2]They arrive at the game and he's loving it. After about five minutes, his wife asks him if they can leave.[/size][/font] [font=System,Helvetica][size=2]"Leave? We just got here! I've been wanting to go all my life," he replies.[/size][/font] [font=System,Helvetica][size=2]"But honey, the guy next to me is masturbating," she says.[/size][/font] [font=System,Helvetica][size=2]"Can't you just ignore him?"[/size][/font] [font=System,Helvetica][size=2]"I tried, but he's using my hand."[/size][/font] [/quote] [img]http://oi49.tinypic.com/wllwj.jpg[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simham Posted September 26, 2012 Report Share Posted September 26, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1336544265' post='1301760734'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Height of Sophistication: ''Sucking nipples with a straw...''[/font][/color] [/quote] [img]http://oi49.tinypic.com/wllwj.jpg[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simham Posted September 26, 2012 Report Share Posted September 26, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1336545654' post='1301760754'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Girl to Her BF: My Baccha,My shona,My Laddu,My puchku,mera beta. Will u marry me?? Bolo na my baby?[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]BF-tu muje propose kar rahi h ya adopt?[/font][/color] [/quote] [img] http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmi.lol5_.gif?1290450399 [/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simham Posted September 26, 2012 Report Share Posted September 26, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1336561208' post='1301760904'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Sardar goes to buy condoms. Shopkeeper says: Only flavored ones available. Which flavor do u want? Sardar thinks& hen says "Chana masala"[/font][/color] [/quote] [img] http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmi.lol5_.gif?1290450399 [/img][img] http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmi.lol5_.gif?1290450399 [/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted September 26, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 26, 2012 Grl 2 Dr- Maine galti se meri Bhabhi ki Unwanted-72 Pills kha li,kya kru? Dr: Bindass ghumo Dosto ko khush kro 72hrs k liye prepaid hojao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted October 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 10, 2012 Why there is no 'RAYMOND' shop in Pakistan?? Because there is no "COMPLETE MAN", everyone is a "CUT-PIECE" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted October 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 10, 2012 Today its cool to have small cars and small computers. Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too then you my friend will be THE MAN!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted October 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 10, 2012 A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted October 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 10, 2012 Man Teases his ex-wife's new husband: So, dude how was the second-hand stuff? New husband: Not bad. After the first 3 inches, she was brand new. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted October 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 10, 2012 Prof teaching muscle movement, asks a lady: Do you know what your asshole does when you have an orgasm? Lady: Sure, he's at the office, working! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted October 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 10, 2012 The young couple were holding hands in the Nudist camp. Guy: When I tell you I love you why do you always lower your eyes? Girl answered shyly: To see if it's true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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