Random Jokes/one-Liners..

[Simham]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1335975921' post='1301725920']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Teacher: whats the spelling of penis? [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]A Girl: O my god... its so easy... but exactly yaad nahi a raha... Kal raat ko hi mere muh me tha.[/font][/color]
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[Simham]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1336375177' post='1301749757']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Hsbnd asked his wife after their 1stnight:U didnt make any noise like"aah ooh ohh during sex. why?"[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Wife:I stopped that silly habit when I was 16[/font][/color]
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[Simham]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1336387803' post='1301749932']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]AIDS awareness slogan issued in publc interest[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]"Either use 1stHAND or JUST HAND,but never go for 2ndHand or the one which u get near bus stand"[/font][/color]
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[Simham]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1336389741' post='1301749963']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Suhag raat - Builder:Tumhare Boobs Bunglow Jaise,Figure landscape Garden Ki Tarah Hai.[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Wife Gusse Se:Ab Bhumi-Pujan Karoge Ya coolie Bulau.[/font][/color]
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[Simham]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1336475700' post='1301755411']
[font=System,Helvetica][size=2]A Couple went to super bowl after a very long time..[/size][/font]
[font=System,Helvetica][size=2]They arrive at the game and he's loving it. After about five minutes, his wife asks him if they can leave.[/size][/font]
[font=System,Helvetica][size=2]"Leave? We just got here! I've been wanting to go all my life," he replies.[/size][/font]
[font=System,Helvetica][size=2]"But honey, the guy next to me is masturbating," she says.[/size][/font]
[font=System,Helvetica][size=2]"Can't you just ignore him?"[/size][/font]
[font=System,Helvetica][size=2]"I tried, but he's using my hand."[/size][/font]
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[Simham]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1336544265' post='1301760734']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Height of Sophistication: ''Sucking nipples with a straw...''[/font][/color]
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[Simham]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1336545654' post='1301760754']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Girl to Her BF: My Baccha,My shona,My Laddu,My puchku,mera beta. Will u marry me?? Bolo na my baby?[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]BF-tu muje propose kar rahi h ya adopt?[/font][/color]
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[Simham]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1336561208' post='1301760904']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Sardar goes to buy condoms. Shopkeeper says: Only flavored ones available. Which flavor do u want? Sardar thinks& hen says "Chana masala"[/font][/color]
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[summer27]

Grl 2 Dr- Maine galti se meri Bhabhi ki Unwanted-72 Pills kha li,kya kru?
Dr: Bindass ghumo Dosto ko khush kro 72hrs k liye prepaid hojao

[summer27]

Why there is no 'RAYMOND' shop in Pakistan??
Because there is no "COMPLETE MAN", everyone is a "CUT-PIECE"

[summer27]

Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.
Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too then you my friend will be THE MAN!!

[summer27]

A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin.
I said "How can you tell them apart?"
He said "Her brother's got a moustache"

[summer27]

Man Teases his ex-wife's new husband: So, dude how was the second-hand stuff?
New husband: Not bad. After the first 3 inches, she was brand new.

[summer27]

Prof teaching muscle movement, asks a lady: Do you know what your asshole does when you have an orgasm?
Lady: Sure, he's at the office, working!

[summer27]

The young couple were holding hands in the Nudist camp.
Guy: When I tell you I love you why do you always lower your eyes?
Girl answered shyly: To see if it's true