Random Jokes/one-Liners..

[summer27]

Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask your mom.

[summer27]

Q: Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?
A: Because they have cotton balls

[summer27]

Dhirubhai Ambani - "You will never reach your destination if you stop & throw stones at every dog that barks.. Better keep biscuits and go"

[aamerica_seenu]

[quote name='manmadudhu' timestamp='1335191177' post='1301675165']
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]gaaali veyani roju[img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmilaugh.gif[/img][/font][/color][color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif] [/font][/color]
[/quote]

gootlo kurchuntadu[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmilaugh.gif[/img][/font][/color]

[aamerica_seenu]

Awesome Thread summer baa.. Nee yavva winter lo kuda vedi putinchettu unnav ga... I say

[summer27]

Blue film Dekhte Huye Biwi Boli: Aap Us Aadmi ki Tarah Itni Zyada Der tak kyun nahi Kar Sakte?
PATI: Pagli Vo Uski Biwi Nahi hai, Apni Behan se Puchna

[summer27]

Wife asked her husband how many women he had slept with.
Husband proudly replies, only you darling, with others I was awake!!

[summer27]

They say so many people die because of alcohol... Perhaps they never realized how many of them are born because of it.

[Spartan]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1350019225' post='1302615852']
Blue film Dekhte Huye Biwi Boli: Aap Us Aadmi ki Tarah Itni Zyada Der tak kyun nahi Kar Sakte?
PATI: Pagli Vo Uski Biwi Nahi hai, Apni Behan se Puchna
[/quote]

[summer27]

An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have: The older she gets, the more interested he is in her. (Agatha Christie)

[summer27]

A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the sky.
Phychotic is the man who lives in it.
And a psychiatrist is the one who collects the rent.

[summer27]

Any man who laughs at women's clothes has never paid the bill for them

[summer27]

Anything labeled "New" and/or "Improved" is not: the label means the price went up.
The label "All new" or "Completely new" means the price went way up.

[EmWatson]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1350019298' post='1302615859']
Wife asked her husband how many women he had slept with.
Husband proudly replies, only you darling, with others I was awake!!
[/quote]

hhehheee

[summer27]

A woman's request to god - Instead of getting a period, can we just get a text once a month from nature saying "you're not pregnant have a nice day"