aamerica_seenu Posted October 15, 2012 Report Share Posted October 15, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1350320417' post='1302631550'] A woman's request to god - Instead of getting a period, can we just get a text once a month from nature saying "you're not pregnant have a nice day" [/quote] [img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmi%20laugh.gif[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted October 15, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2012 A boy becomes man when he realizes that sensex is more imp than sex 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted October 16, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2012 Best line on Auto: Bharat ki Sanskriti me sab Kuch bikta hai , Izzat se baithye, Aaine me sab kuch dikta hai Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted October 16, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2012 Girl enters into the claas with new sliper - Boy : oye chappal achi hai Girl : nikalu kya, Then all boys : teri dress toh aur bhi achi hai Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted October 16, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2012 When we were young we were scared of the dark. Now when we see our electricity bill we are scared of the lights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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summer27 Posted October 19, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2012 Since Kejriwal has been exposing so much every day, Mahesh Bhatt is thinking of signing him for Jism 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted October 22, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2012 Wedding rings are the world's smallest handcuffs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted October 22, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2012 A small argument between a wife n a husband turns violent. Husband:Don't let the animal in me come out. Wife:As if I m afraid of that mouse! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted October 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2012 A girl a day... Keeps the hand away!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manmadudhu Posted October 23, 2012 Report Share Posted October 23, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1350999572' post='1302675682'] A girl a day... Keeps the hand away!! [/quote] [color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmihappiespo2.gif?1289982791[/img][/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted October 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2012 Girl to Odiyam - Fcuk You!!! Odiyam to Girl - Promise kar (promise me).. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khiraak Posted October 23, 2012 Report Share Posted October 23, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1350999572' post='1302675682'] A girl a day... Keeps the hand away!! [/quote] [img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmihappiespo2.gif?1289982791[/img][img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmihappiespo2.gif?1289982791[/img][img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmihappiespo2.gif?1289982791[/img][img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmihappiespo2.gif?1289982791[/img][img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmihappiespo2.gif?1289982791[/img][img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmihappiespo2.gif?1289982791[/img][img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmihappiespo2.gif?1289982791[/img][img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmihappiespo2.gif?1289982791[/img][img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmihappiespo2.gif?1289982791[/img][img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmihappiespo2.gif?1289982791[/img][img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmihappiespo2.gif?1289982791[/img][img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmihappiespo2.gif?1289982791[/img][img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmihappiespo2.gif?1289982791[/img][img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmihappiespo2.gif?1289982791[/img][img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmihappiespo2.gif?1289982791[/img][img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmihappiespo2.gif?1289982791[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted October 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2012 Types of ppl- Pretender - farts silently n acts innocent. SHY - farts softly n smiles. Arrogant - farts loudly n laughs. Unlucky - tries to fart but shits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted October 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2012 SEX SELF GEAR???? 1. Hand in Hand. . . 2. That in Hand. . . 3. Hand in That. . . 4. That in That....! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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