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[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1351002974' post='1302675948']
Types of ppl-

Pretender - farts silently n acts innocent.
SHY - farts softly n smiles.
Arrogant - farts loudly n laughs.
Unlucky - tries to fart but shits
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A man should make his woman's p**sy wet and not her eyes.... And a woman should make her man's d*ick hard and not his life...

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A man should make his woman's p**sy wet and not her eyes.... And a woman should make her man's d*ick hard and not his life...
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Q.) What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.

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The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife is having relations with me because she can't afford batteries of D*ldo.

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My wife has been missing a week now. The police said to prepare for the worst. So, I had to go down to Goodwill to get all of her clothes back.

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Beta: papa, meri teacher kitni pyari hain na!
Papa: beta, teacher maa ke barabar hoti hain..
Beta: aap to hamesha apni hi setting mein lagey rehte ho.

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Sapta samudralu daatinodu inti mundu murikkaluva lo padi chachadu anta.... CITI_c$y
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Kamasutra says: If you suck one nipple, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!!

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Kamasutra says: If you suck one nipple, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!!
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Santa: aaj mere paas paisa hain, bangla hain, gaadi hain, tere paas kya hain??
Banta: mere paas bhi paisa hain, bangla hain, gaadi hain...
Santa: abey saale!! fir hamaari maa kiske paas hain?

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[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1351355059' post='1302696303']
A man should make his woman's p**sy wet and not her eyes.... And a woman should make her man's d*ick hard and not his life...
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[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1351523275' post='1302704350']
Kissing is like real estate. The most important thing is location, location, location
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Q.) What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.
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Beta: papa, meri teacher kitni pyari hain na!
Papa: beta, teacher maa ke barabar hoti hain..
Beta: aap to hamesha apni hi setting mein lagey rehte ho.
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