khiraak Posted October 24, 2012 Report Share Posted October 24, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1351002974' post='1302675948'] Types of ppl- Pretender - farts silently n acts innocent. SHY - farts softly n smiles. Arrogant - farts loudly n laughs. Unlucky - tries to fart but shits [/quote] [img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmihappiespo2.gif?1289982791[/img][img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmihappiespo2.gif?1289982791[/img][img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmihappiespo2.gif?1289982791[/img][img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmihappiespo2.gif?1289982791[/img][img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmihappiespo2.gif?1289982791[/img][img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmihappiespo2.gif?1289982791[/img][img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmihappiespo2.gif?1289982791[/img][img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmihappiespo2.gif?1289982791[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted October 27, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 27, 2012 A man should make his woman's p**sy wet and not her eyes.... And a woman should make her man's d*ick hard and not his life... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khiraak Posted October 29, 2012 Report Share Posted October 29, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1351355059' post='1302696303'] A man should make his woman's p**sy wet and not her eyes.... And a woman should make her man's d*ick hard and not his life... [/quote] [img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmihappiespo2.gif?1289982791[/img][img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmihappiespo2.gif?1289982791[/img][img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmihappiespo2.gif?1289982791[/img][img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmihappiespo2.gif?1289982791[/img][img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmihappiespo2.gif?1289982791[/img][img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmihappiespo2.gif?1289982791[/img][img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmihappiespo2.gif?1289982791[/img][img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmihappiespo2.gif?1289982791[/img][img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmihappiespo2.gif?1289982791[/img][img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmihappiespo2.gif?1289982791[/img][img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmihappiespo2.gif?1289982791[/img][img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmihappiespo2.gif?1289982791[/img][img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmihappiespo2.gif?1289982791[/img][img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmihappiespo2.gif?1289982791[/img][img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmihappiespo2.gif?1289982791[/img][img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmihappiespo2.gif?1289982791[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted October 29, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 29, 2012 Kissing is like real estate. The most important thing is location, location, location Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted October 29, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 29, 2012 Q.) What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common? A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted October 29, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 29, 2012 The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife is having relations with me because she can't afford batteries of D*ldo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted October 29, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 29, 2012 My wife has been missing a week now. The police said to prepare for the worst. So, I had to go down to Goodwill to get all of her clothes back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted November 1, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2012 Beta: papa, meri teacher kitni pyari hain na! Papa: beta, teacher maa ke barabar hoti hain.. Beta: aap to hamesha apni hi setting mein lagey rehte ho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaikol Posted November 1, 2012 Report Share Posted November 1, 2012 Sapta samudralu daatinodu inti mundu murikkaluva lo padi chachadu anta.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted November 1, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2012 [quote name='jaikol' timestamp='1351786620' post='1302723310'] Sapta samudralu daatinodu inti mundu murikkaluva lo padi chachadu anta.... [/quote] [img]http://www.andhrafriends.com/uploads/profile/photo-thumb-935.jpg?_r=1341388064[/img]..artham kaaledu.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted November 3, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 3, 2012 Kamasutra says: If you suck one nipple, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted November 3, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 3, 2012 Karvachauth is actually the Indian Valentine's Day approved by Shivsena. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khiraak Posted November 4, 2012 Report Share Posted November 4, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1351953166' post='1302737317'] Kamasutra says: If you suck one nipple, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!! [/quote] [img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmihappiespo2.gif?1289982791[/img][img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmihappiespo2.gif?1289982791[/img][img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmihappiespo2.gif?1289982791[/img][img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmihappiespo2.gif?1289982791[/img][img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmihappiespo2.gif?1289982791[/img][img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmihappiespo2.gif?1289982791[/img][img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmihappiespo2.gif?1289982791[/img][img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmihappiespo2.gif?1289982791[/img][img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmihappiespo2.gif?1289982791[/img][img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmihappiespo2.gif?1289982791[/img][img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmihappiespo2.gif?1289982791[/img][img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmihappiespo2.gif?1289982791[/img][img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmihappiespo2.gif?1289982791[/img][img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmihappiespo2.gif?1289982791[/img][img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmihappiespo2.gif?1289982791[/img][img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmihappiespo2.gif?1289982791[/img][img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmihappiespo2.gif?1289982791[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted November 4, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2012 Santa: aaj mere paas paisa hain, bangla hain, gaadi hain, tere paas kya hain?? Banta: mere paas bhi paisa hain, bangla hain, gaadi hain... Santa: abey saale!! fir hamaari maa kiske paas hain? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus Posted November 5, 2012 Report Share Posted November 5, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1351355059' post='1302696303'] A man should make his woman's p**sy wet and not her eyes.... And a woman should make her man's d*ick hard and not his life... [/quote] [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1351523275' post='1302704350'] Kissing is like real estate. The most important thing is location, location, location [/quote] [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1351523415' post='1302704356'] Q.) What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common? A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed. [/quote] [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1351784407' post='1302723047'] Beta: papa, meri teacher kitni pyari hain na! Papa: beta, teacher maa ke barabar hoti hain.. Beta: aap to hamesha apni hi setting mein lagey rehte ho. [/quote] [img]http://www.andhrafriends.com/uploads/gallery/album_18/gallery_731_18_188569.gif[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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