summer27 Posted November 8, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2012 To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted November 8, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2012 Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 10-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighborhood activities. The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation. "There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he said. "An ambulance just drove by." A few moments passed. "Looks like the Anderson's have company," he called out. "Matt`s riding a new bike and the Coopers are having sex." Mom and dad shot up in bed. "How do you know that?" the startled father asked. "Their kid is standing out on the balcony too," his son replied. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted November 8, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2012 Always try to be modest and be proud of it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted November 8, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2012 Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted November 8, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2012 Better to remain silent and be doubted as a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted November 8, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2012 A city bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted November 8, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2012 Most nudists are people you don't want to see naked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted November 8, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2012 I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it...so I said 'Implants? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted November 8, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2012 Success always occurs in private and failure in full view. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted November 8, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2012 How do Municipal Buses help in Family Planning? By spreading the Message: KRIPYA PEECHHE SE CHADHIYE!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted November 8, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2012 Written on the T-Shirt of a girl: SITUATORY WARNING: Objects inside the T-Shirt are larger than they appear from outside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted November 8, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2012 Yesterday's news : An aunty was raped while jogging. Today's news: More aunties found jogging. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fake_Bezawada Posted November 8, 2012 Report Share Posted November 8, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1352367937' post='1302762640'] Written on the T-Shirt of a girl: SITUATORY WARNING: Objects inside the T-Shirt are larger than they appear from outside. [/quote] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted November 8, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2012 ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bukka_Rowdy Posted November 8, 2012 Report Share Posted November 8, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1352366490' post='1302762588'] I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it...so I said 'Implants? [/quote] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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