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summer27 Posted November 8, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2012 I like to stop the microwave with one second to go; it makes me feel like a bomb defusal expert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted November 8, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2012 my mother + my father – condom = MOST AWESOME PERSON ALIVE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pchky Posted November 8, 2012 Report Share Posted November 8, 2012 katti amma jokes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted November 8, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2012 Q:What is the lightest thing in the world? A: A penis...even a thought can raise it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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summer27 Posted November 15, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2012 Stalking is harassment, violence and a punishable in civilized world...only in Indian cinema it's called 'LOVE' --- Deva Katta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey_Tribbiani Posted November 15, 2012 Report Share Posted November 15, 2012 [color=#000000][font=Arial, helvetica, sans-serif][size=3] A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical procedure. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Arial, helvetica, sans-serif][size=3] "Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Arial, helvetica, sans-serif][size=3] Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!!"[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Arial, helvetica, sans-serif][size=3] The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely...[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Arial, helvetica, sans-serif][size=3] Are - my - test - results - back?"[/size][/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey_Tribbiani Posted November 15, 2012 Report Share Posted November 15, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=FtEp5yc-g3A Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted November 19, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 19, 2012 Pataudi gone. Bal Thackeray gone. Its time we take 'Save The Tiger' movement seriously!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted November 19, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 19, 2012 GF on phone:Hi dear mujhe tumhari bahot yad aa rhi hai,seriously miss u! BF:Are abhi to baat ki humne GF:arey phirse tujhe hi lag gaya.S0rry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted November 19, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 19, 2012 Schoolgirl-I do not want Sex Education. Teacher-Why, what is the problem in it? Schoolgirl-Someone told me that the final exam would be OraL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khiraak Posted November 19, 2012 Report Share Posted November 19, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1353316871' post='1302822190'] Schoolgirl-I do not want Sex Education. Teacher-Why, what is the problem in it? Schoolgirl-Someone told me that the final exam would be OraL [/quote] [img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmihappiespo2.gif?1289982791[/img][img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmihappiespo2.gif?1289982791[/img][img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmihappiespo2.gif?1289982791[/img][img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmihappiespo2.gif?1289982791[/img][img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmihappiespo2.gif?1289982791[/img][img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmihappiespo2.gif?1289982791[/img][img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmihappiespo2.gif?1289982791[/img][img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmihappiespo2.gif?1289982791[/img][img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmihappiespo2.gif?1289982791[/img][img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmihappiespo2.gif?1289982791[/img][img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmihappiespo2.gif?1289982791[/img][img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmihappiespo2.gif?1289982791[/img][img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmihappiespo2.gif?1289982791[/img][img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmihappiespo2.gif?1289982791[/img][img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmihappiespo2.gif?1289982791[/img][img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmihappiespo2.gif?1289982791[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randomguy Posted November 19, 2012 Report Share Posted November 19, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1352399304' post='1302764376'] Q:What is the lightest thing in the world? A: A penis...even a thought can raise it. [/quote] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted November 27, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2012 Height of revenge: A wife eating chillies before giving her husband a blowjob ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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