summer27 Posted November 27, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2012 Memorable Pickup Line: "CUM and sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that comes up....!!". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted November 27, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2012 Only "Itch Guard" can claim that it started it's business from 'scratch'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted November 27, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2012 "Pehle open karo fir lick karo aur fir dip karo" - You dirty mind, its OREO biscuit AD 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted November 27, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2012 Guy To sexy girl : Normaly i have 206 bones but when i see you i have 207...!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Maximus Posted November 27, 2012 Report Share Posted November 27, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1353994250' post='1302859127'] Guy To sexy girl : Normaly i have 206 bones but when i see you i have 207...!! [/quote] [img]http://www.bewarsetalk.net/discus/movieanimated3/bemmi.lol4.gif[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus Posted November 27, 2012 Report Share Posted November 27, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1353994207' post='1302859121'] Only "Itch Guard" can claim that it started it's business from 'scratch'. [/quote] [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1352399304' post='1302764376'] Q:What is the lightest thing in the world? A: A penis...even a thought can raise it. [/quote] [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1353316871' post='1302822190'] Schoolgirl-I do not want Sex Education. Teacher-Why, what is the problem in it? Schoolgirl-Someone told me that the final exam would be OraL [/quote] [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1353994116' post='1302859119'] Height of revenge: A wife eating chillies before giving her husband a blowjob ! [/quote] [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1353994163' post='1302859120'] Memorable Pickup Line: "CUM and sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that comes up....!!". [/quote][color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][img]http://www.bewarsetalk.net/discus/movieanimated3/bemmi.lol1.gif[/img][/font][/color][color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif] [/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kotha thread Posted November 27, 2012 Report Share Posted November 27, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1334850115' post='1301659618'] [color=#333333]If u F*ck a woman nicely, She will Love u for the rest of her life. But if u Love a woman nicely, She will F*ck U for the rest of your life.[/color] [/quote] andhuke ippatiki na patha GF inka ph chesi matladuthundhi...pelli ayyaka kuda Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus Posted November 30, 2012 Report Share Posted November 30, 2012 A lie machine is bought.It works in the following way..... If the truth is told- the machine wont give any sound, if a lie is told- the machine will give a sound 'KIRRRRRRRR...' Now there are three Indians. One Bengali,one Madrasi and one Sardarji. Their correspondences are given infront of the lie machine.Here it goes...... Bengali:- 'I think I can eat 30 rosogullas at a time!' Lie machine:-'KIRRRRRRRR...' Bengali:-'No no, I think I can eat 10 rosogullas at a time' Lie machine:- no sound(truth is told) Madrasi:-'I think i can eat 25 dosas at a time' Lie machine:-'KIRRRRRRRR...' Madrasi:-'No no,I think i can eat 10 dosas at a time' Lie machine:-no sound(truth) Sardarji:-'I think....' Lie machine:- 'KIRRRRRRRR...' Sardarji:-'I think...' Lie machine:-'KIRRRRRRRR...'. Sardarji:-'I think...' Lie machine:-'KIRRRRRRRR...' Sardarji:-'I think...' Lie machine:-''KIRRRRRRRR...' Sardarji:-'I think...' Lie machine:-''KIRRRRRRRR...' Sardarji:-'I think...' Lie machine:-''KIRRRRRRRR...' Sardarji:-'I think...' Lie machine:-''KIRRRRRRRR...' Sardarji:-'I think...' Lie machine:-''KIRRRRRRRR...' [color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][img]http://www.bewarsetalk.net/discus/movieanimated3/bemmi.lol1.gif[/img][/font][/color][color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif] [/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted December 2, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2012 Lord Ganesh had two wives Riddhi and Siddhi....Most men have one.... Ziddi.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted December 2, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2012 The Happiest Moment for a smartphone user is when he sees "Battery Full" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted December 2, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2012 Orgasms are like slot machines. For men you just gotta pull the handle. But for women it takes a lotta luck and shitload of quarters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus Posted December 3, 2012 Report Share Posted December 3, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1354477387' post='1302886414'] Orgasms are like slot machines. For men you just gotta pull the handle. But for women it takes a lotta luck and shitload of quarters. [/quote] [img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-W6VjP59N1WI/T5MTX-4NaWI/AAAAAAAAD1Y/aLEVQShv04M/s1600/allu+arjun+smile+gif.gif[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted December 12, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2012 Teacher: Heart attack 90% Gents ke vastundi Ladies ki only 10%? enduku? Odiyam: Sir simple, ladies heart ki safety gaa air bags untaayiga! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted December 12, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2012 Magician: "I will now cut this mans wife in half & Show Magic" Miriyam: "What kind of magic is this; turning One problem into Two" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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