Random Jokes/one-Liners..

[summer27]

If Sunny Leone were To Be A Truck Driver In India, What would You Find On The Back of Her vehicle ? "Porn OK Please!"

[summer27]

Law of the Universe: No matter how sweet a girl is.. Down below she's always salty

[summer27]

Smart girls open their minds, Easy girls open their legs, Foolish girls open their hearts! But, in all cases men open their ZIP!

[remobabu]

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Law of the Universe: No matter how sweet a girl is.. Down below she's always salty
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Smart girls open their minds, Easy girls open their legs, Foolish girls open their hearts! But, in all cases men open their ZIP!
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[Maximus]

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Law of the Universe: No matter how sweet a girl is.. Down below she's always salty
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Smart girls open their minds, Easy girls open their legs, Foolish girls open their hearts! But, in all cases men open their ZIP!
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Lord Ganesh had two wives Riddhi and Siddhi....Most men have one.... Ziddi..
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If Sunny Leone were To Be A Truck Driver In India, What would You Find On The Back of Her vehicle ? "Porn OK Please!"
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[summer27]

Behind every satisfied woman... There is a tired man...

[ManOnFire]

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Law of the Universe: No matter how sweet a girl is.. Down below she's always salty
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[ManOnFire]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1355324778' post='1302937914']
Smart girls open their minds, Easy girls open their legs, Foolish girls open their hearts! But, in all cases men open their ZIP!
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[ManOnFire]

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Behind every satisfied woman... There is a tired man...
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aluperugani batasarini.. simhanni

[god father]

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Stalking is harassment, violence and a punishable in civilized world...only in Indian cinema it's called 'LOVE' --- Deva Katta
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this is pretty much true and tht too sadly!!

[summer27]

If alcohol and women were the solution to every problem...Vijay Mallya would have never had any problems

[bommali]

Awesome. Ni jokes madhyalo story alli cinema thiseyavachu

[summer27]

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted. The only real kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

[fake_Bezawada]

balayyiah

[fake_Bezawada]

balayyiah