Random Jokes/one-Liners..

[summer27]

Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get.

[summer27]

Sign outside a Silicon Breast Implant Clinic:
If life has given you LEMONS, we will help you to rearrange them into MELONS. .

[summer27]

Remember: You're someone's reason to masturbate.

[summer27]

2nd January: The Date On Which Most New Year Resolutions Expire!!

[summer27]

Girl to Boy: "Main tumhe apna dil nahi de sakti....!!" Boy: "Main itne upar ki soch bhi nahi raha hun...!!"

[andhra_alludu]

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Sign outside a Silicon Breast Implant Clinic:
If life has given you LEMONS, we will help you to rearrange them into MELONS. .
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[summer27]

Siri's on her period. She needs an iPad.

[summer27]

Taali ek haath se nahi bajti, par thappad ek haath se zaroor baj sakta hai.

[summer27]

You never really appreciate just how sharp ur teeth are until u bite ur tongue.

[summer27]

We are in an age where artificial lemon flavor is used for welcome drink and real lemon piece is used for hand wash in finger bowl.

[summer27]

Never Make Fun of Online Dating Sites. It's a Sacred Relationship Between a Man and another Man Pretending to Be a Woman.

[summer27]

If you wear socks for just 1 month your feet will become fair..but even if we are wearing underwear for years together why won't our.....

[summer27]

its 1 degree C in Delhi..can someone please ask Rajanikanth to close his Fridge door..

[summer27]

You know you're lazy when you get excited about canceled plans..

[Maximus]

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