summer27 Posted January 3, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 3, 2013 Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted January 3, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 3, 2013 Sign outside a Silicon Breast Implant Clinic: If life has given you LEMONS, we will help you to rearrange them into MELONS. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted January 3, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 3, 2013 Remember: You're someone's reason to masturbate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted January 3, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 3, 2013 2nd January: The Date On Which Most New Year Resolutions Expire!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted January 3, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 3, 2013 Girl to Boy: "Main tumhe apna dil nahi de sakti....!!" Boy: "Main itne upar ki soch bhi nahi raha hun...!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andhra_alludu Posted January 3, 2013 Report Share Posted January 3, 2013 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1357184007' post='1303045875'] Sign outside a Silicon Breast Implant Clinic: If life has given you LEMONS, we will help you to rearrange them into MELONS. . [/quote] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted January 8, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2013 Siri's on her period. She needs an iPad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted January 8, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2013 Taali ek haath se nahi bajti, par thappad ek haath se zaroor baj sakta hai. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted January 8, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2013 You never really appreciate just how sharp ur teeth are until u bite ur tongue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted January 8, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2013 We are in an age where artificial lemon flavor is used for welcome drink and real lemon piece is used for hand wash in finger bowl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted January 8, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2013 Never Make Fun of Online Dating Sites. It's a Sacred Relationship Between a Man and another Man Pretending to Be a Woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted January 8, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2013 If you wear socks for just 1 month your feet will become fair..but even if we are wearing underwear for years together why won't our..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted January 8, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2013 its 1 degree C in Delhi..can someone please ask Rajanikanth to close his Fridge door.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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