Random Jokes/one-Liners..

[summer27]

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[Maximus]

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[summer27]

Boy-Teri dono taango ke bich kya hai?
Girl-Nark hai! Aur Teri dono tango k bich kya hai?
Boy-Ek papi khada hai jo nark mein jana chahta hai.

[summer27]

Never dance naked because the body has parts that do not stop moving when the music stops.

[summer27]

Wives and alcohol both give pleasure at night and a headache in the morning.

[summer27]

If your relationship status says, "It's complicated" maybe you should stop kidding yourself and change it to "Single"!

[summer27]

Sardar sex kr raha tha galti se peeche daal diya.
BIWI-O, G truck galat gudaam me jaa raha hai.
SARDAR-ab bata rahi hai jab Maal Utaar Diya

[Khadgam]

edi emaina summer rocks anthe....

GP dude...good standards..

[Khadgam]

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Siri's on her period. She needs an iPad.
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i-joke

[Maximus]

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Sardar sex kr raha tha galti se peeche daal diya.
BIWI-O, G truck galat gudaam me jaa raha hai.
SARDAR-ab bata rahi hai jab Maal Utaar Diya
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[summer27]

Men are trained since birth that happiness comes from either boobs or bottles....

[summer27]

A man was watchin a movie&suddenly shouts no!Dont gt off the horse! Its a trap!Go bak home!
Wife:what are u watching hunny?Man:Our weddingDVD

[summer27]

Water is so good when it’s mixed with corn, grains, and yeast… fermented, and then distilled into whiskey.

[summer27]

GF - how r u doing...?? Boy - by Hand...!!

[summer27]

Grl:Plz mere hsbnd ko andr bula lijiye.
Dctr: ghabaraiye mat ji,mai Sharif admi hu.
Grl:No Dctr,aap samajh nahi rahe ApKi Nurse Bahar Akeli Hai