Random Jokes/one-Liners..

[summer27]

"ITS A BOY, I DONT BELIEVE IT, ITS A BOY" he ran with tears down his face & thats the day he swore he would never pick up another hooker in Thailand

[summer27]

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

[summer27]

Top Tip: Never f*uck anything you can't lift.

[srikanthraparla]

[img]http://i.imgflip.com/c9tm.gif[/img]

[Ladies_Tailor]

[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1334756581' post='1301654200']
Lol..
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[srikanthraparla]

u fithre [img]http://i.imgflip.com/c9tm.gif[/img]

[summer27]

Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

[summer27]

Your girlfriend's best friend knows everything about you that your girlfriend does.

[summer27]

Crowded elevators smell different to midgets

[summer27]

Rahul Gandhi: Gv me 20yrs n I'll change India. Public: Quit politics fr 20yrs n India will change automatically.

[summer27]

There are always 4 people in a relationship. A boy, a girl, an ex who won't let go, and a person silently waiting for the breakup...

[Jilebi]

summer how ru good one

[summer27]

Only in India will you see two men holding hands and ogling at a woman while on a beach.

[summer27]

How tragic would it be if a vampire got AIDS off of one of it's victims?

[Ladies_Tailor]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1358945281' post='1303157534']
Only in India will you see two men holding hands and ogling at a woman while on a beach.
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Exactly..