Random Jokes/one-Liners..

[summer27]

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[aamerica_seenu]

[Maximus]

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[summer27]

A little boy wakes up three nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents' bedroom. Finally, one morning he goes to his mom and says, "Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noise and when I look in you're bouncing up and down on him."

His mom is taken by surprise and says. "Oh... well I'm bouncing on his stomach because he's fat and that makes him thin again."

The boy says, "That won't work."

His mom says, "Why?"

The boy replies. "Because the lady next door comes by after you leave each day and blows him back up!"

[andhra_alludu]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1359009636' post='1303164091']
A little boy wakes up three nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents' bedroom. Finally, one morning he goes to his mom and says, "Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noise and when I look in you're bouncing up and down on him."

His mom is taken by surprise and says. "Oh... well I'm bouncing on his stomach because he's fat and that makes him thin again."

The boy says, "That won't work."

His mom says, "Why?"

The boy replies. "Because the lady next door comes by after you leave each day and blows him back up!"
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[summer27]

Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of General Motors.

"If automotive technology had kept pace with computer technology over the past few decades," boasts Gates, "you would now be driving a V-32 instead of a V-8, and it would have a top speed of 10,000 miles per hour. Or, you could have an economy car that weighs 30 pounds and gets a thousand miles to a gallon of gas. In either case, the sticker price of a new car would be less than $50."

"Sure," says the GM chairman. "But would you really want to drive a car that crashes four times a day?"

[summer27]

Couples who have been married a long time start finishing each others sentences. The most popular ending being "Shut the #%&# up!"

[summer27]

9 out of 10 husbands agreed that their wives are always right. The 10th guy is missing since this survey was conducted

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=Arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(245, 245, 245)]Maut se kya darna... Zindagi se daro[/background][/font][/color]

[aamerica_seenu]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1359071666' post='1303169403']
[color=#333333][font=Arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(245, 245, 245)]Maut se kya darna... Zindagi se daro[/background][/font][/color]
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A true quote

[Ladies_Tailor]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1359039541' post='1303165394']
9 out of 10 husbands agreed that their wives are always right. The 10th guy is missing since this survey was conducted
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Lol..

[mrdecent]

One of the Best Thread in DB bhayya Aweosme and Hilarious

[summer27]

On the night of their honeymoon, a newlywed couple had an unfortunate accident, resulting in the amputation of the groom's left foot. Unable to control her grief, the bride called her mother from the hospital.

"Mother", she sobbed, "My husband has only one foot."

The mother, trying to console her daughter said, "That's alright dear, your father has only six inches."

[aamerica_seenu]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1359116680' post='1303173283']
On the night of their honeymoon, a newlywed couple had an unfortunate accident, resulting in the amputation of the groom's left foot. Unable to control her grief, the bride called her mother from the hospital.

"Mother", she sobbed, "My husband has only one foot."

The mother, trying to console her daughter said, "That's alright dear, your father has only six inches."
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[summer27]

Every smoker reaches a point where the cigarette starts smoking them.