Random Jokes/one-Liners..

[summer27]

Two campers were hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear jumps out of a bush and starts chasing them. Both campers start running for their lives, when one of them stops and starts to put on his running shoes.

His partner says, "What are you doing? You can't outrun a bear!"

His friend replies, "I don't have to outrun the bear, I only have to outrun you!"

[gandhi]

racha thread

[Ladies_Tailor]

Keko keka..

[lolliguru]

Shamu teasing a gal
Shamu:mere haath ke phool tere saadi pe hain
Gal : mere chuth ke baal tere daadi pe hain

[biscuitRAJA000]

[summer27]

Girl: Valentine's Day is weird. It's the one day where you get a mail from a stranger basically saying "I'd like to f*ck you" & you go "awwww"

[summer27]

A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka. The bartender says, "Six shots? What's wrong?"

"I found out my older brother is gay," replied the man.

The next night, he walked into the bar again and asked for six shots of vodka. "What now?" asked the bartender.

"I found out my younger brother is gay," replied the man.

The night after that, the man walked into the bar again and asked for six shots of vodka. "Geez, does ANYBODY in your family like women?" asked the bartender.

The man replied, "Yeah, my wife does."

[summer27]

Karma is like a rubber band. You can only stretch it so far before it snaps back and Bitchslaps you in the face.

[summer27]

wish real life conversations had a 140 character limit so people could shut the f**uck up faster.

[Maximus]

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[summer27]

90 pple get Swine Flu and the whole world wants to wear a surgical mask AND 20million pple have AIDS but still nobody wants to wear a condom

[summer27]

Some people put more effort into naming their DP photos than I put into my life.

[cooldude432]

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A little boy wakes up three nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents' bedroom. Finally, one morning he goes to his mom and says, "Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noise and when I look in you're bouncing up and down on him."

His mom is taken by surprise and says. "Oh... well I'm bouncing on his stomach because he's fat and that makes him thin again."

The boy says, "That won't work."

His mom says, "Why?"

The boy replies. "Because the lady next door comes by after you leave each day and blows him back up!"
[/quote]

super joke ( dheenitho 50 posts complete )

[summer27]

For sale: parachute, only used once, never opened, small stain.

[AK27]