summer27 Posted January 26, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2013 Two campers were hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear jumps out of a bush and starts chasing them. Both campers start running for their lives, when one of them stops and starts to put on his running shoes. His partner says, "What are you doing? You can't outrun a bear!" His friend replies, "I don't have to outrun the bear, I only have to outrun you!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gandhi Posted January 26, 2013 Report Share Posted January 26, 2013 racha thread 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladies_Tailor Posted January 27, 2013 Report Share Posted January 27, 2013 Keko keka.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolliguru Posted January 27, 2013 Report Share Posted January 27, 2013 Shamu teasing a gal Shamu:mere haath ke phool tere saadi pe hain Gal : mere chuth ke baal tere daadi pe hain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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summer27 Posted January 28, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2013 Girl: Valentine's Day is weird. It's the one day where you get a mail from a stranger basically saying "I'd like to f*ck you" & you go "awwww" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted January 28, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2013 A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka. The bartender says, "Six shots? What's wrong?" "I found out my older brother is gay," replied the man. The next night, he walked into the bar again and asked for six shots of vodka. "What now?" asked the bartender. "I found out my younger brother is gay," replied the man. The night after that, the man walked into the bar again and asked for six shots of vodka. "Geez, does ANYBODY in your family like women?" asked the bartender. The man replied, "Yeah, my wife does." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted January 28, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2013 Karma is like a rubber band. You can only stretch it so far before it snaps back and Bitchslaps you in the face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted January 28, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2013 wish real life conversations had a 140 character limit so people could shut the f**uck up faster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus Posted January 28, 2013 Report Share Posted January 28, 2013 [img]http://i46.tinypic.com/xkzmz6.gif[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted January 29, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2013 90 pple get Swine Flu and the whole world wants to wear a surgical mask AND 20million pple have AIDS but still nobody wants to wear a condom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted January 30, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 30, 2013 Some people put more effort into naming their DP photos than I put into my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cooldude432 Posted January 30, 2013 Report Share Posted January 30, 2013 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1359009636' post='1303164091'] A little boy wakes up three nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents' bedroom. Finally, one morning he goes to his mom and says, "Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noise and when I look in you're bouncing up and down on him." His mom is taken by surprise and says. "Oh... well I'm bouncing on his stomach because he's fat and that makes him thin again." The boy says, "That won't work." His mom says, "Why?" The boy replies. "Because the lady next door comes by after you leave each day and blows him back up!" [/quote] super joke ( dheenitho 50 posts complete ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted January 30, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 30, 2013 For sale: parachute, only used once, never opened, small stain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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