Random Jokes/one-Liners..

[summer27]

Reality is an illusion caused by alcohol deficiency...

[Yo_Whatsup]

@summer baafa...

[summer27]

Right now my life is a lot like Hritik's character from ZNMD where I have too much of work but just w/o d london apartment&greek god looks.

[summer27]

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

[summer27]

Why face reality when you have alcohol?

[summer27]

A woman worries about her future till she gets a husband. A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife.

[summer27]

Virginity is like a soapbubble, one prick and it is gone

[summer27]

Birth control pills really should be made for men. It makes more sense to unload a gun than to keep shooting at a bullet proof vest.

[summer27]

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public

[Maximus]

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Birth control pills really should be made for men. It makes more sense to unload a gun than to keep shooting at a bullet proof vest.
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[summer27]

Most of waking up is just wishing you were still asleep.

[summer27]

If she owns more books than shoes, she's worth keeping!

[summer27]

Technology provides the illusion of companionship without the demands of friendship

[Spartan]

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Birth control pills really should be made for men. It makes more sense to unload a gun than to keep shooting at a bullet proof vest.
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appudu kottadaniki Bulltes taggipotu untai.....anduke Bullet Proof vest ye better....

[summer27]

The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.