Random Jokes/one-Liners..

[summer27]

Old meaning of : "I won't do it again." New meaning of : " I got caught, next time I need to be more careful."

[torrent]

[quote name='summer27' ='1360644571' post='1303264211']
Doctor to a budda - Baba ji Apki Niche Wali Dono Golian Nikalni Paregi.
Baba: Nikaal lo beta! Jab bandook hi nahi chalti toh goliyan kis kaam ki?
[/quote]
awesome..

[summer27]

Arab : We introduced sex to the world.
Italian : That's true but we introduced it to the woman

[summer27]

There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away

[summer27]

It isnt really your best Valentine day if you have to go OUT.

[Gachibowli_Diwakar]

[summer27]

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

[Ladies_Tailor]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1360731189' post='1303269979']
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
[/quote] true...

[kattularattayya]

[summer27]

You are what you download.

[ImKM]

ROFL kummai bhaiyaaaa

[summer27]

Behind every unsuccessful man either there is Roja or Deepika Padukone.

[summer27]

Don't judge a b 0 0 b by its cleavage

[summer27]

To have a sense of humour and to be a Joker are two entirely different attributes.

[summer27]

Dhoni to Shoaib Malik - 'Ball se yaad aya, bhabhiji kaisi hai?'