Random Jokes/one-Liners..

[Ladies_Tailor]

The best thread mama....

[summer27]

Apna Bacha roye to Dil me Dard hota hai, Dusre ka roye to Sir Me!

Apni Biwi roye to Sir Me Dard hota hai,Dusre ki roye toh Dil Me!!!!

[summer27]

Is there another word for synonym?

[summer27]

Don't trust anything that bleeds for four days and doesn't die..

[summer27]

Quote on a husband s T-Shirt: All girls are devils,but my wife is the queen of them.

[summer27]

Post Valentines regrets:
1) Boys: wtf,my wallet got f*ucked. 2) Girls: wtf,I was drunk and I got f*ucked.

[summer27]

Xtra Kameena bacha!

Son: Papa apki love marrige hai na?
Dad: Haan per tumhen kese pta?
Son: Apki shadi or meri DOB me sirf 5 month ka fark hai

[summer27]

When you can't change the girl, change the girl!

[summer27]

It is very difficult to understand why God creates beautiful women & then turns them into neighbours' wives.

[summer27]

Audi launches a new [b]smart [/b]car today. It doesn't start if a lady is on the drivers seat...

[summer27]

Patni :Yeh kya? White roses kyun? Valentine's Day par toh Red Roses dete hai!
Pati :Ab Zindagi me, pyaar se zyaada shanti ki zarurat hai

[summer27]

On Valentines day the malls were empty.. But the parking lots were full!

[summer27]

The quickest way to get over 100 likes and comments on Facebook is to be a girl who just uploaded a new profile picture.

[summer27]

do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?

[Khadgam]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1360919346' post='1303281606']
Patni :Yeh kya? White roses kyun? Valentine's Day par toh Red Roses dete hai!
Pati :Ab Zindagi me, pyaar se zyaada shanti ki zarurat hai
[/quote]
ROFL