Khadgam Posted February 16, 2013 Report Share Posted February 16, 2013 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1360770275' post='1303271475'] Is there another word for synonym? [/quote] No Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khadgam Posted February 16, 2013 Report Share Posted February 16, 2013 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1360562530' post='1303257603'] A bottle of alcohol contains more philosophy than any book in the world! [/quote] True Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted February 18, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2013 Beauty of Vodka:It looks like Water! Beauty of School:Water Bottles are Allowed! Irony of Life:We didnt Realize This During Our School Days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted February 18, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2013 Friend-Kal meri GF ka BDAY hai, uske haath main kya gift du? Me-Apna de de! Friend-Mazaak mat kar, koi badi cheez bata. Me- Toh mera de de!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted February 18, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2013 Shortest horror story in history: Tomorrow is Monday! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
golmaal govindam Posted February 18, 2013 Report Share Posted February 18, 2013 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1361169598' post='1303293095'] Beauty of Vodka:It looks like Water! Beauty of School:Water Bottles are Allowed! Irony of Life:We didnt Realize This During Our School Days [/quote] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted February 18, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2013 Son: "Mom... Dad.. I decided to live on my own from now on." Parents: "Ok, cool." Son: "Your luggage is outside." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted February 18, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2013 You don't know heartbreak until you see the waiter coming to your table with food but then take a sharp turn to a different table Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted February 18, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2013 Santa went to hospital for ECG. Nurse muskura ke boli- Kapde utaro aur yahan let jao. Santa- Pehle ECG kar le ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManOnFire Posted February 18, 2013 Report Share Posted February 18, 2013 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1361169644' post='1303293099'] Friend-Kal meri GF ka BDAY hai, uske haath main kya gift du? Me-Apna de de! Friend-Mazaak mat kar, koi badi cheez bata. Me- Toh mera de de!! [/quote] nee yavvaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa sachaaaaaaaaaa navvaleka Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManOnFire Posted February 18, 2013 Report Share Posted February 18, 2013 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1361169598' post='1303293095'] Beauty of Vodka:It looks like Water! Beauty of School:Water Bottles are Allowed! Irony of Life:We didnt Realize This During Our School Days [/quote] cha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted February 19, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 19, 2013 Relationship status: left hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus Posted February 19, 2013 Report Share Posted February 19, 2013 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1361296454' post='1303299789'] Relationship status: left hand. [/quote] [img]http://lh4.ggpht.com/-VC9UAsl0jkY/T9VVAKa-aCI/AAAAAAAAGo0/IrUGkLHXRt8/s150/PK-3.gif[/img]may vary from person to person..!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted February 20, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 Actually we should not be too hassled with Kohinoor being in Britain. Else, by now, Kalmadi or Rahul Gandhi may have been wearing it as a tie-pin or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted February 20, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 A professor at W.Virginia University is giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands. "Well that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands. "That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost? 15 students raise their hands. "That's a great response." "Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3 students raise their hands. "That's fantastic." "But let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?" One student in a flannel shirt and baseball cap way in the back raises his hand. The professor is astonished. He takes off his glasses, takes a step back, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience." The redneck student complies with a nod and a grin, and begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost." The student replies, "Ghost?!? Sheeyit..... From back there it sounded like you said 'goats'". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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