Random Jokes/one-Liners..

[Khadgam]

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Is there another word for synonym?
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No

[Khadgam]

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A bottle of alcohol contains more philosophy than any book in the world!
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True

[summer27]

Beauty of Vodka:It looks like Water!
Beauty of School:Water Bottles are Allowed!
Irony of Life:We didnt Realize This During Our School Days

[summer27]

Friend-Kal meri GF ka BDAY hai, uske haath main kya gift du?
Me-Apna de de!
Friend-Mazaak mat kar, koi badi cheez bata.
Me- Toh mera de de!!

[summer27]

Shortest horror story in history: Tomorrow is Monday!

[golmaal govindam]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1361169598' post='1303293095']
Beauty of Vodka:It looks like Water!
Beauty of School:Water Bottles are Allowed!
Irony of Life:We didnt Realize This During Our School Days
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[summer27]

Son: "Mom... Dad.. I decided to live on my own from now on."
Parents: "Ok, cool."
Son: "Your luggage is outside."

[summer27]

You don't know heartbreak until you see the waiter coming to your table with food but then take a sharp turn to a different table

[summer27]

Santa went to hospital for ECG.
Nurse muskura ke boli- Kapde utaro aur yahan let jao.
Santa- Pehle ECG kar le ?

[ManOnFire]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1361169644' post='1303293099']
Friend-Kal meri GF ka BDAY hai, uske haath main kya gift du?
Me-Apna de de!
Friend-Mazaak mat kar, koi badi cheez bata.
Me- Toh mera de de!!
[/quote]



nee yavvaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa sachaaaaaaaaaa navvaleka

[ManOnFire]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1361169598' post='1303293095']
Beauty of Vodka:It looks like Water!
Beauty of School:Water Bottles are Allowed!
Irony of Life:We didnt Realize This During Our School Days
[/quote]


cha

[summer27]

Relationship status: left hand.

[Maximus]

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Relationship status: left hand.
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[img]http://lh4.ggpht.com/-VC9UAsl0jkY/T9VVAKa-aCI/AAAAAAAAGo0/IrUGkLHXRt8/s150/PK-3.gif[/img]may vary from person to person..!!!

[summer27]

Actually we should not be too hassled with Kohinoor being in Britain. Else, by now, Kalmadi or Rahul Gandhi may have been wearing it as a tie-pin or something.

[summer27]

A professor at W.Virginia University is giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in ghosts?"


About 90 students raise their hands. "Well that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands. "That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost? 15 students raise their hands. "That's a great response."


"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3 students raise their hands. "That's fantastic."


"But let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?" One student in a flannel shirt and baseball cap way in the back raises his hand. The professor is astonished. He takes off his glasses, takes a step back, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."


The redneck student complies with a nod and a grin, and begins to make his way up to the podium.


The professor says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost."


The student replies, "Ghost?!? Sheeyit..... From back there it sounded like you said 'goats'".