Random Jokes/one-Liners..

[Ladies_Tailor]

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A professor at W.Virginia University is giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in ghosts?"


About 90 students raise their hands. "Well that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands. "That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost? 15 students raise their hands. "That's a great response."


"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3 students raise their hands. "That's fantastic."


"But let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?" One student in a flannel shirt and baseball cap way in the back raises his hand. The professor is astonished. He takes off his glasses, takes a step back, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."


The redneck student complies with a nod and a grin, and begins to make his way up to the podium.


The professor says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost."


The student replies, "Ghost?!? Sheeyit..... From back there it sounded like you said 'goats'".
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Sheeyit....

[summer27]

A girl slowly dialed her number frm her BF's cell to see what name he chose for her, Like Love or Sweety. She was shocked to see,"Hole No.8"

[Arjun123]

good post

[summer27]

Words I want to hear after sex: ........................................

[summer27]

Angry guy: U slept with my wife, you son of a bitch, U R GOING TO PAY FOR THIS.
Odiyam: Bullshit, WHY SHOULD I PAY TWICE..

[Khadgam]

Nuvvu kummei summu...keep rocking...

[HAPPYLESS]

[summer27]

understand the difference between below two -

If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.
BUT..
If you're almost there&she laughs... it's a completely different thing

[Khadgam]

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understand the difference between below two -

If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.
BUT..
If you're almost there&she laughs... it's a completely different thing
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Punch Falaknama...

[summer27]

Then there's the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his balls.

The dentist says, "Madam, I believe you've got a hold of my privates."

The woman replies, "Yes. We're going to be careful not to hurt each other, aren't we."

[summer27]

Don't cry because it's over. Smile because you're great at hiding your feelings.

[summer27]

The cost of Living is going up and the Chance of living is going down.

[summer27]

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

[summer27]

Teacher : translate this in English "Der aaye durust aaye".
Kid:"one who cums late cums fantastically".Teacher fainted

[summer27]

A couple had a fight one night Going to bed Husband says: Good night mother of my 3 kids. Wife Replied: Good night father of none.