Ladies_Tailor Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1361343611' post='1303302974'] A professor at W.Virginia University is giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands. "Well that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands. "That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost? 15 students raise their hands. "That's a great response." "Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3 students raise their hands. "That's fantastic." "But let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?" One student in a flannel shirt and baseball cap way in the back raises his hand. The professor is astonished. He takes off his glasses, takes a step back, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience." The redneck student complies with a nod and a grin, and begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost." The student replies, "Ghost?!? Sheeyit..... From back there it sounded like you said 'goats'". [/quote] Sheeyit.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted February 20, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 A girl slowly dialed her number frm her BF's cell to see what name he chose for her, Like Love or Sweety. She was shocked to see,"Hole No.8" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arjun123 Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 good post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted February 21, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2013 Words I want to hear after sex: ........................................ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted February 21, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2013 Angry guy: U slept with my wife, you son of a bitch, U R GOING TO PAY FOR THIS. Odiyam: Bullshit, WHY SHOULD I PAY TWICE.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khadgam Posted February 21, 2013 Report Share Posted February 21, 2013 Nuvvu kummei summu...keep rocking... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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summer27 Posted February 21, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2013 understand the difference between below two - If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there. BUT.. If you're almost there&she laughs... it's a completely different thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khadgam Posted February 21, 2013 Report Share Posted February 21, 2013 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1361422719' post='1303308126'] understand the difference between below two - If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there. BUT.. If you're almost there&she laughs... it's a completely different thing [/quote] Punch Falaknama... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted February 21, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2013 Then there's the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his balls. The dentist says, "Madam, I believe you've got a hold of my privates." The woman replies, "Yes. We're going to be careful not to hurt each other, aren't we." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted February 21, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2013 Don't cry because it's over. Smile because you're great at hiding your feelings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted February 21, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2013 The cost of Living is going up and the Chance of living is going down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted February 27, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2013 A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted February 27, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2013 Teacher : translate this in English "Der aaye durust aaye". Kid:"one who cums late cums fantastically".Teacher fainted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted February 27, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2013 A couple had a fight one night Going to bed Husband says: Good night mother of my 3 kids. Wife Replied: Good night father of none. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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