Oka Joke

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[font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][size=5][color=#5F5F5F]Husband texts to wife on cell..[/color][color=#000000] [/color]
[color=#5F5F5F]"Hi, what r u doing Darling?"[/color][color=#000000] [/color]
[color=#5F5F5F]Wife: I'm dying..![/color][color=#000000] [/color]
[color=#5F5F5F]Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"[/color][color=#000000] [/color]
[color=#5F5F5F]Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."[/color][color=#000000] [/color]
[color=#5F5F5F]Husband: "Bloody English Language![/color][/size][/font]

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[size=5]An Angry Wife To Her Husband 0n Phone:
"Where d Hell Are You ...?"
Husband: Darling You Remember That Jewellery Shop Where You Saw The Diamond Necklace n[/size]
[size=5]Totally Fell In Love With It n I Didn't Have Money That Time n I said "Baby It'll Be Yours 1 Day ... "O:)
Wife, With A Smile & Blushing: Yeah I Remember That My Love!
Husband: I ‘m in the Pub Just Next To That Shop [/size]

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[size=5]An Airline Introduced A Special Package For Business Men. Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife's Ticket Free.[/size]
[size=5]After Great Success, The Company Sent Letters To All The Wives Asking How Was The Trip.
All Of Them Gave A Same Reply..."Which Trip?" [/size]

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[font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][size=5][color=#5F5F5F]Husband was seriously ill. Doc to wife: Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood,[/color][color=#000000] [/color]
[color=#5F5F5F]don’t discuss ur problems, no tv serial, don’t demand new clothes & gold jewels,
Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok.[/color][color=#000000] [/color]
[color=#5F5F5F]On the way home.. Husband: what did the doc say ?[/color][color=#000000] [/color]
[color=#5F5F5F]Wife:- .No chance for u to survive[/color][color=#000000] [/color][/size][/font]

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[font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][size=5][color=#5F5F5F]''An Intelligent Wife Is One Who Makes Sure She Spends So Much
That Her Husband Can't Afford Another Women"[/color][color=#000000] [/color][/size][/font]

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[font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][size=5]Cool Msg by a woman: Dear Mother-in-law, "Don't Teach me how 2 handle my children,[/size][/font]
[font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][size=5]I'm living with one of yours & he needs a lot of improvement" [/size][/font]

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[size=5][font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][color=#5F5F5F]A Sweet demand by a kid. [/color][color=#000000] [/color]
[color=#5F5F5F]A kid was beaten by his mom. Dad came n asked - what happen son?
Kid said-I can’t adjust with your wife anymore, I want my own.[/color][/font][/size]

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[size=5][font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][color=#5F5F5F]In an African Safari, A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.
WIFE: Shoot him! Shoot him!
SANTA: Yes, Yes. I'm changing d battery of my camera..[/color][color=#000000] [/color][/font][/size]

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[font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][color=#5F5F5F][size=5]Husband was throwing knives on wife’s picture. All were missing the target! [/size][/color]
[color=#5F5F5F][size=5]Suddenly he received call from her "Hi, what r u doing?" [/size][/color]
[color=#5F5F5F][size=5]His honest reply, "MISSING U"[/size][/color][/font]

[Basavayya]

Racha......

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[font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][size=5][color=#5F5F5F]When a married man says "I'll think about it",[/color][color=#000000] [/color]
[color=#5F5F5F]What he really means that, He doesn't know his wife's opinion yet..[/color][color=#000000] [/color][/size][/font]

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[size=5][font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][color=#5F5F5F]A Lady to Doctor:
My husband has habit of talking in sleep! what shud i give him to cure?
Dr: Give him an Opportunity to speak wen hez awake[/color][color=#000000] [/color][/font][/size]

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[font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][size=5][color=#5F5F5F]Having "WIFE" Is A Part Of Living...[/color][color=#000000] [/color]
[color=#5F5F5F]But Having "GIRLFRIEND" Along With The "WIFE" Is Art Of Living[/color][color=#5F5F5F].[/color][color=#000000] [/color][/size][/font]

[mtkr]

kaka neeku pelli aiyindhi aa?? anni husband wife ani esthunanvvv!!!

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[size=5][font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif]It is said that Husband is the head of the family, but remember that wife is the Neck of the family[/font][/size]
[size=5][font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif]& the Neck can turn the Head exactly the way she wants. [/font][/size]