Oka Joke

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[font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][size=5][color=#5F5F5F]Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: Sure, what are my choices?
Wife: Yes and no.[/color][color=#000000] [/color][/size][/font]

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[size=5][color=#000000] What is the Difference between Mother & Wife?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U Continue to do so. [/color][/size]

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[font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][size=5][color=#5F5F5F]Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."[/color][color=#000000] [/color]
[color=#5F5F5F]Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"[/color][color=#000000] [/color][/size][/font]

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[size=5][font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][color=#000000]Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.[/color][color=#000000] [/color]
[color=#000000]Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem Can there be greater than this one?[/color][/font][/size]

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[size=5][font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][color=#000000]Wife: honey, what r u looking 4?
Husband: nothing[/color][color=#000000] [/color]
[color=#000000]Wife: why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour?
Husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date[/color][color=#000000] [/color][/font][/size]

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[size=5][font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][color=#000000]Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means...
Without Information, Fighting Everytime![/color][color=#000000] [/color]
[color=#000000]WIFE says: No darling, it means:
With Idiot For Ever[/color][color=#000000] [/color][/font][/size]

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[font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][size=5][color=#000000]Wife: I wish I was a newspaper so I would be in ur hands all day.[/color][color=#000000] [/color]
[color=#000000]Husband: I too wish that u were a newspaper so I could have a new one every day.[/color][/size][/font]

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[size=5][font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][color=#000000]A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil: Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.[/color][color=#000000] [/color][/font][/size]

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[size=5][font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][color=#000000]LOVE IS LIFE
LIFE IS WIFE
WIFE IS KNIFE and
KNIFE IS DANGEROUS[/color][color=#000000] [/color][/font][/size]

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[size=5][font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][color=#000000]A man came home late at night after a party.
His wife yelled:
"how would you feel if you don't see me for two days?"
The man couldn’t believe his luck: 'that would be great'!
Monday passed and he didn’t see her......
Tuesday and Wednesday passed too.....
On Thursday his swelling became better
And now he could see her from the corner of one eye.[/color][color=#000000] [/color][/font][/size]

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[font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][size=5]Nobody teaches Volcanoes to erupt, Tsunamis to devastate, Hurricanes to sway around[/size][/font]
[font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][size=5]& no one teaches How to choose a Wife,

NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN. [/size][/font]

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[font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][size=5][color=#000000]Difference between Friend & Wife[/color][color=#000000] [/color]
[color=#000000]U can Tell ur Friend "U r my Best Friend"
But Do u have courage to[color=#004080] [/color]tell to ur Wife "U r my Best Wife?"[/color][color=#000000] [/color]
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[font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][size=5][color=#000000]Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream that u were sending me jewellery and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill!!![/color][color=#000000] [/color]
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[font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][size=5][color=#000000]Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple...
A woman does not have a wife..!!![/color][color=#000000] [/color][/size][/font]

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[font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][size=5][color=#000000]Husband to a newly wed wife: I could go to the end of the world for you.
Wife: Thanks, but promise me you will stay there for the rest of your life.[/color][color=#000000] [/color][/size][/font]