Oka Joke

[ramudu2]

[font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][size=5][color=#000000]Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest and peace, so here are some sleeping pills.[/color][color=#000000] [/color]
[color=#000000]Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you.!![/color][/size][/font]

[I hate caste......]

[cinema pichodu]

[Darling999]

[aayitheok]

[chiru_tiru]

Position of husband is like a split A.C.
No matter how loud he is outside,
but inside the house,
he is designed to remain
silent, cool & controlled by remote.

[chiru_tiru]

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shooting her lover?
Sardar:Your honour,
it's easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.

[chiru_tiru]

Wife comes home late at night
and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.
From under the blanket
she sees four legs instead of two!
She reaches for a baseball bat
and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.
Once she's done,
she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.
As she enters,
she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. :s
"hi darling", he says,
"your parents have come to visit us,
so I let them stay in our bedroom.
Hope you have said hello to them.

[chiru_tiru]

udge: How can you prove
you were not speeding your car?
Man: Sir, I was on the way to
bring back my wife from her mother's home!
Judge: that's all, case dismissed

[chiru_tiru]

Two Wise Advises for Married Peoples
Never laugh at your wife's choices...
(You are on of them...)
Never be Prouf of Your Choices...
(Your Wife is one of them...)

[chiru_tiru]

How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 4.O bunty k pappa
Yr 5.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 6.Tum aate ho k main aaon?

[ramudu2]

[quote name='chiru_tiru' timestamp='1336686577' post='1301772672']
Position of husband is like a split A.C.
No matter how loud he is outside,
but inside the house,
he is designed to remain
silent, cool[b] & controlled by remote.[/b]
[/quote]


ha ha haaaa

[chiru_tiru]

Husband: Today is sunday &
I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why three?
Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.

[mtkr]

[chiru_tiru]

Wife called her husband
Wife: honey where are you?
Husband: I'm at the bank.
Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry,
5000 to do my hair and
10,000 to buy a dress.
Husband: , I meant I was at the "bank" of a river.
Do you want fish to cook?