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[b] [url="http://www.alldayjokes.com/2012/05/husband-wakes-up-with-hangover-he-opens.html"]A husband wakes up with a hangover. He opens his eyes n sees aspirins and water.[/url][/b]
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[left][url="http://www.alldayjokes.com/2012/05/husband-wakes-up-with-hangover-he-opens.html"][font=Georgia,][color=#222222]He sits down n sees his clothes all clean n pressed.[/color]

[color=#222222]He takes d aspirin n finds a note "honey, breakfast's on table, i left to buy groceries. Love you"[/color]

[color=#222222]Totally shocked,he goes to d kitchen 4 breakfast there he finds his son n asks him "Wat hpnd last nite?".[/color]

[color=#222222]Son says "well u came home. @ 3am, drunk & delirious, broke all d crockery, puked in d hall n made a mess. Confused d man asks, "then y is everythin in order?"[/color]

[size=1][color=#222222]Son says, "oh! Mom dragged u 2 d room tried 2 take ur clothes off & you said LADY LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M MARRIED![/color]

[color=#222222]MORAL:[/color]
[color=#222222]self induced hangover-400$[/color]
[color=#222222]broken crockery- 1000$[/color]
[color=#222222]but saying the right thing when drunk- PRICELESS !![/color][/size][/font][/url][/left][/font][/color]

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[b] [url="http://www.alldayjokes.com/2012/05/husband-wakes-up-with-hangover-he-opens.html"]A husband wakes up with a hangover. He opens his eyes n sees aspirins and water.[/url][/b]




[left][url="http://www.alldayjokes.com/2012/05/husband-wakes-up-with-hangover-he-opens.html"][font=Georgia,][color=#222222]He sits down n sees his clothes all clean n pressed.[/color]

[color=#222222]He takes d aspirin n finds a note "honey, breakfast's on table, i left to buy groceries. Love you"[/color]

[color=#222222]Totally shocked,he goes to d kitchen 4 breakfast there he finds his son n asks him "Wat hpnd last nite?".[/color]

[color=#222222]Son says "well u came home. @ 3am, drunk & delirious, broke all d crockery, puked in d hall n made a mess. Confused d man asks, "then y is everythin in order?"[/color]

[size=1][color=#222222]Son says, "oh! Mom dragged u 2 d room tried 2 take ur clothes off & you said LADY LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M MARRIED![/color]

[color=#222222]MORAL:[/color]
[color=#222222]self induced hangover-400$[/color]
[color=#222222]broken crockery- 1000$[/color]
[color=#222222]but saying the right thing when drunk- PRICELESS !![/color][/size][/font][/url][/left]

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