In Honour Of Stupid People...

[ManOnFire]

[font="'Comic Sans MS"][color="#B40486"][b]In Honour of Stupid People...[/b][/color][/font]

[font="'Comic Sans MS"][color="#B40486"][b]In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods...[/b][/color][/font]


[font="'Comic Sans MS"][color="#B40486"][b]On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."[/b][/color][/font]
[font="'Comic Sans MS"][color="#B40486"][b](well...duh, a bit late, huh!)[/b][/color][/font]

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[font="'Comic Sans MS"][color="#B40486"][b]On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."[/b][/color][/font]
[font="'Comic Sans MS"][color="#B40486"][b](talk about a news flash)[/b][/color][/font]

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[font="'Comic Sans MS"][color="#B40486"][b]On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."[/b][/color][/font]
[font="'Comic Sans MS"][color="#B40486"][b](We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)[/b][/color][/font]

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[font="'Comic Sans MS"][color="#B40486"][b]On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."[/b][/color][/font]
[font="'Comic Sans MS"][color="#B40486"][b](...and you thought????...)[/b][/color][/font]

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[font=Comic Sans MS][size=4][color=#b40486]On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

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On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)

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On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap."
(and that would be???....)

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On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's just a suggestion.)

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On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me time?)

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On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(..I'm taking this because???....)

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On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to what?)

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On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

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On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: say what?)

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On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

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On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."
(Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

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Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even chuckle)...[/color][/size][/font]

[summer27]

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[samantha.]

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