A Man Walks Into A Restaurant With A Full-Grown Ostrich Behind Him. Th

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[b] [url="http://www.alldayjokes.com/2012/05/man-walks-into-restaurant-with-full.html"]A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.[/url][/b]
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[left][url="http://www.alldayjokes.com/2012/05/man-walks-into-restaurant-with-full.html"][font=Georgia,][color=#222222][background=rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969)]The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says,[/background][/color]
[color=#222222][background=rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969)]"A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich.[/background][/color]
[color=#222222][background=rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969)]A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will be $9.40 please." [/background][/color]
[color=#222222][background=rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969)]The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment. [/background][/color]
[color=#222222][background=rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969)]The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the mansays, "A hamburger, fries and a coke." The ostrich says, "I'll have the same." [/background][/color]
[color=#222222][background=rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969)]Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change. [/background][/color]
[color=#222222][background=rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969)]This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual?" asks the waitress. [/background][/color]
[color=#222222][background=rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969)]"No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad," says the man. "Same," says the ostrich. Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62."Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table. [/background][/color]
[color=#222222][background=rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969)]The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time?" [/background][/color]
[color=#222222][background=rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969)]"Well," says the man,[/background][/color]
[color=#222222][background=rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969)]"several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes.[/background][/color]
[color=#222222][background=rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969)]My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there." [/background][/color]
[color=#222222][background=rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969)]"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would ask for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!" [/background][/color]
[color=#222222][background=rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969)]"That's right..[/background][/color]
[color=#222222][background=rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969)]Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man.[/background][/color]
[color=#222222][background=rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969)]The waitress asks,[/background][/color]
[color=#222222][background=rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969)]"What's with the ostrich?" [/background][/color]
[color=#222222][background=rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969)]The man sighs,[/background][/color]
[color=#222222][background=rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969)]pauses and answers,[/background][/color]
[color=#222222][background=rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969)]"My second wish was for a tall chick with a big ass and long legs who agrees with everything I say.."..[/background][/color][/font][/url][/left][/background][/size][/font][/color]

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