A Guy Is Sitting In The Bar In Departures At A Busy Airport. A Beautif

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[b] [url="http://www.alldayjokes.com/2012/05/guy-is-sitting-in-bar-in-departures-at.html"]A guy is sitting in the bar in departures at a busy airport. A beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him. He decides because she's wearing a uniform, she's probably an off-duty flight attendant, so he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for, thereby impressing her greatly.[/url][/b]
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[left][url="http://www.alldayjokes.com/2012/05/guy-is-sitting-in-bar-in-departures-at.html"][font=Georgia,][color=#222222][background=rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969)]He leans across to her and says the Delta Airlines motto 'We love to fly and it shows'[/background][/color]

[size=1][color=#222222][background=rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969)]The woman looks at him blankly. He sits back and thinks up another line. He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto: 'Winning the hearts of the world..'[/background][/color]

[color=#222222][background=rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969)]Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face. Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto: 'Going beyond expectations..'[/background][/color]

[color=#222222][background=rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969)]The woman looks at him sternly and says: 'What the do you want..?'[/background][/color]

[color=#222222][background=rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969)]'Ah!' he says, sitting back with a smile on his face, "Ah.. Air India..!!"[/background][/color][/size][/font][/url][/left][/background][/size][/font][/color]