America Lo Pelli Choopulu

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sastry garu ekkada vunnaru meeru ..

[Reporter]

Sollu mama ki pelli choopulu. So manavadu USA return kadha dhani choopinchali anni ee vidham ga dress ayaadu.

Dark blue shiny Short with yellow color lakers(shaq) jersey which hangs up to his knees almost covering his short. He also has lot of silver chains like those black rap stars around his neck and also a tatto on his right shoulder which reads "bewarsa". so accompanying him are is parents

So they reach the girl's place and the girl's father and brother come to receive them
and takes them into the house.

Girl's Father : Abbayi venkala vastunada andi ?

Sollu's Father : Abbhe ledandhi, Edigo (pointing sollu ) ethane maa abbayi !

For which sollu gets up from his chair and imitating a black dude walks awkwardly and puts his left hand on his crotch and says "yo wuz up dawg?" (meaning how are u/how is it going?)

Girl's Father(manusulo ) :" Ayyina pelli choopulu vachina vaddu ee maa kukka(dog) gurinchi endhuku?" but responds like this

Girl's Father : kukka(dog) ni peratilo kattesmandi ! meeku aa chinta vaddu

Sollu still imitating the black dude with his hand on the crotch says " Yo man chill !"

The brother of the girl now notices that sollu always had his left hand on his crotch

Girl's Brother(manasulo) : "vaarni gajjalo durada ga unte , ee zalim lotion rasuko vachuga ? " Velli ki bagha aasti undhi anni anukunam gaani zalim lotion konku vatiniki kooda dabbu levu la undhi

Sollu looking at his to brother in law say " Yo bro waz is cooking"?

On hearing this girl's father manasulo : Vaarni aabayi edho kodhiga thindi pothu anni vinnanu kaani bakasurida la unnadu "

Girl's father calling his wife "annapurna(girl's mother name) velli ammayi tho aa palaharalu pampinchu"

So the mother goes inside and comes out with the girl and big tray with sweets.Girl starts serving one by one starting with sollu first. By the time she reached the end , sollu finished his plate and looking eagerly at other's plates (AlA braham in choopulu kalisina subhavela)

Knowing sollu's weakness for food , his father asks the girls father for a one to one talk between the sollu and the girl to save further embarassment. The girls father agrees to this half heartdely.

Sollu and the girl are in the room alone. The girl is pretty and she is just completed her b.tech final year. Sollu liked her instantly

Sollu(black dude imitation) : " Yo U da bom " (meaning: Something or someone that is awesome, great)

Girl(bhayam tho) : Abhe ! Naaku belt bombs la tho experience ledu andi !

Sollu then realizes the mistake and clarifies to her that he meant she is beautiful, for which girl says thank you.

Sollu then decides to talk in tenglish( telugu + english mixed)

Sollu : yo nuvvu emi peekings ? (meaning what are you studying?)

Girl : nenu emi peekanu andi ! Antha pani vallu chestaru !!

Sollu : shizzz, I asku what u studying?

Girl (manasulo ) : veedu nizamga USA returned ? India lo ekkado bheemavaram lo unna nene veedi kante bagha english matladtha !

Girl : ooooh u meant studies? I am a computer science engineer. What do you do ?

Sollu : Me? I am DTP (D..... Thinni Padukovatam)

Girl : ooh I see you are bewarse?

Sollu(proudly) : Hell yeah Baby !!! showing his tatoo

For which the girl storms out of the room and tells her father that sollu is fit for nothing.

So the girls father comes to sollu's father and says " nannu kshmanichandi ! meeru ika daya cheya vachu!"

On their way out , the girl's father pulls sollu's father aside and says like this

Girl's father : "meeru emi anukonu ante okha chinna maata ! mee aabbayi america velli picchodu aayipoyadu ! Andhuke meda ninda aa chainlu , malli SHAQ peru unna shirt thodigadu (sollu is wearing shaq's jersey ). naa maata vini itu nunchi ite vizag ki vellipondi" !!

Very Funny
 

[dalapathi]

sastry garu ekkada vunnaru meeru ..

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Very Funny
 

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[aragorn]

epudu e thread enduku leperu evaru leperu; no us pelli choopulu ammai lu kee 200K wiht greencard kavalee ani dbian conclude cheseru

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epudu e thread enduku leperu evaru leperu; no us pelli choopulu ammai lu kee 200K wiht greencard kavalee ani dbian conclude cheseru

 

 

 

ahhhahaha haha 

[Enjoy99]