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[color=#333333]Kid saw his mom messing with make up on her face & she said [/color][color=#333333]:[/color][color=#333333]shitt Kid asked: What is shitt ? Mom: it is 2nd word for Makeup.[/color]

[color=#333333]then he saw his sister talking on phone abt Condoms. Kid asked her: what is a Condom ? Sister: Its 2nd word for Clothes.[/color]
[color=#333333]Then Kid saw his father was cutting a chicken. when he cuts his finger & said Fcuk, Kid asked: what is Fcuk ? Father: its 2nd word for Cutting.[/color]
[color=#333333]Suddenly door bell rang Kid opened the door & hisgrandma came in & asked: where is every1 ?[/color]
[color=#333333]Kid: Mom is upstairs putting shitt on her face, Sister is putting condoms on & Daddy is Fcuking the Chicken...[/color]

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[color=#333333]A blow job is the only job in the world that cannotb included in[/color]
[color=#333333]resume despite years of experience and number of good refernces[/color]

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[quote name='chummaaaa' timestamp='1341425181' post='1302079217']
[color=#333333]Kid saw his mom messing with make up on her face & she said: ######. when Kid asked: What is ######? Mom: it is 2nd word for Makeup.[/color]
[color=#333333]then he saw his sister talking on phone abt Condoms. Kid asked her: what is a Condom ? Sister: Its 2nd word for Clothes.[/color]
[color=#333333]Then Kid saw his father was cutting a chicken. when he cuts his finger & said **, Kid asked: what is ** ? Father: its 2nd word for Cutting.[/color]
[color=#333333]Suddenly door bell rang Kid opened the door & hisgrandma came in & asked: where is every1 ?[/color]
[color=#333333]Kid: Mom is upstairs putting ###### on her face, Sister is putting condoms on & Daddy is *** the Chicken...[/color]
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