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ram5439

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Ultimate sms -- telugu

    Wife: Vinandi... Manam e varam motam Cinema chudam, aa taruvata varam shopping chedaam


    Husband: Aa taruvata varam manam temple veldam

    Wife: eduku?

    Husband: Bicham adukovadaniki.

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durada vaste gokkovadaniki gorulunnai,

kaani nee premani pondaleka pichivaadinaite maatram

peekovadaniki nettimeeda ventrukalu levu.

kaaranam, naadi battaburra.

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Bommanu Geeste Kukkaindi,

Daggariki Velte Bow Bow Andi,

Sarle Papam ani Biscuits Eiste adi Tarimi Tarimi Karichindi …!
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Girlrey.. Nenu Cheppu teesanante ne champa Vasipoddi......


Boy: Osey.. Nenu"ZIPPU" teesanante ne kadupu vasipoddi......

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manasunte sms pampu

abhimanamunte picture msg pampu

dabbulu unte cell ki balance pampu

anni unte nee cell ni courier lo pampu... !!!
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neil armstrong lands on moon & shocked seeing 2 ppl alredy there and asked .....

hey who are u????

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camera man raghu tho swapnaa....tv9...keep smiling
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Dad: emma exam pass ayyava...?


Daughter: ledu fail ayya..


Dad: pakkintlo "abbaiah"ni chudu 1st class lo

pass ayyadu..

Daugther: ala chusi chuse nenu fail ayyanu..
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*INVITATION 4 U*
Deyyalavari pelli pilupu

pishachi vamsham vari raktha pinjari

vari yokka dushta putrudu "KASHMORA"ki

mariyu bhuthala vari nikrushta kumarthe

"MOHINI PISHACHI" vivaham

TIME : 12:05 am,

VENUE : voori chivara bavilo

Via : smashanam,

Dinner :manishi fry, purre pulusu,

raktha kola,

itlu. korivi deyyala sangam.

MUKYA ATHIDI : cini heroine soundarya

& New gest michel jakson

CHIVARAKU : silk smitha disco dance.


if this are repost sorry for tht.........

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