funny (Lost my Wife)

[ram5439]

I Lost my wife

 

    A man went to police station for filing report for his missing wife:

    Man: I lost my wife (misty)

    Inspector: what is her height

    Man; I never noticed

    Inspectior:slim or healthy

    Man: not slim can be healthy

    Inspector: colour of eyes

    Man: Never noticed

    Inspector: colour of hair

    Man: changes according to season

    Inspector: what was she wearing

    Man: Saree/suit/ I dont remember exactly

    Inspector:was somebody with her ?????????
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    my Labra dog (romeo)
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    tied with a golden chain

    height 30 inches

    healthy,

    blue eyes,

    blackish brown hair

    his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken

    he never barks

    wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls

    he likes non veg food

    we sleep together

    we eat together

    we jog together

    we__________ _________&

    the man started crying
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    Inspector: Lets search the dog first !!!!!!!!!!!! !

[bhargava_v]

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