rejection male and female

[ram5439]

   Rejections: The Female Way


   10. I think of you as a brother.



   (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance. ")



   9. There's a slight difference in our ages.



   (I don't want to do my dad)



   8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.



   (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon.)



   7. My life is too complicated right now.



   (I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone

   calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)



   6. I've got a boyfriend



   (I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's).



   5. I don't date men where I work.



   (I wouldn't date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less

   the same building.)



   4. It's not you, it's me.



   (It's you.)



   3. I'm concentrating on my career.



   (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than

   dating you.)



   2. I'm celibate.



   (I've sworn off only the men like you.)



   ...and the number 1 rejection line given by women:



   1. Let's be friends.



   (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail

   about all the other men I meet. It's that male perspective thing)



   this is too much a lie to accept









   Rejections: The Male Way



   This is too truthful to accept



   Rejections and what they mean





   10. I think of you as a sister.



   (You're ugly.)



   9. There's a slight difference in our ages.



   (You're ugly.)



   8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.



   (You're ugly.)



   7. My life is too complicated right now.



   (You're ugly.)



   6. I've got a girlfriend.



   (You're ugly.)



   5. I don't date women where I work.



   (You're ugly.)



   4. It's not you, it's me.



   (You're ugly.)



   3. I'm concentrating on my career.



   (You're ugly.)



   2. I'm celibate.



   (You're ugly.)



   ...and the number 1 rejection line given by men:

1. Let's be friends.

[tharanga]

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[bhargava_v]

number 1 edi???

u r ugly?

[ram5439]

[quote author=Casanova link=topic=39265.msg337558#msg337558 date=1265421933]
number 1 edi???

u r ugly?
[/quote]

ippudu chudu mama.............