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[color=#333333]Blondes, Blondes and Blondes [/color]
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[color=#333333]An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland, arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand dollars in a single roll of the dice.[/color]
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[color=#333333]She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, "Come on baby, Mama needs new clothes!"[/color]

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As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed... "Yes! Yes! I won, I won!"
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She hugged each of the dealers, picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly parted.
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The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
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MORAL OF THE STORY
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Not all Irish are drunks, not all blondes are dumb, but all men... are men![/color]

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A blonde bombshell walks into the airplane and sits in 1st Class and the stewardess asks her for her ticket. The stewardess tells her that she only has a coach ticket.

The blonde says, "I'm a cute looking blonde and I'm flying first class."

The stewardess replies that she only has a coach seat to Atlanta....

The blonde then retorts, "I'm a cute blonde and I'm flying first class".

Just then the captain happened by and asked what was happening....

The blonde tells him, "I'm a cute blonde and I'm flying first class....

The captain whispers in her ear...and the blonde gets up and jumps into a seat in the coach cabin...

The stewardess asks the captain what he said to get her to move so fast..

He replied, "I told her that 1st class is not going to Atlanta."

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One day a blonde goes up to a soda machine. She puts in some money and a soda comes out.

She gets really excited and started to put more money into the machine. The more and more she did it, the more the sodas came out.

Someone walked up to her and asked her if they could get a soda.

The blonde said, 'Get out of my face, I'm winning!

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Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde, all come home from work at the same time and get on the elevator.

The brunette notices a blob on the elevator wall and says: " OOOOOhhh that looks like semen." She reaches out and touches the blob with her fingers and says "It feels like semen."

The redhead reaches out and touches it with her fingers, smells it, and says "It smells like semen."

The blonde reaches out and touches it with her fingers and then puts her fingers in her mouth and tastes it and says, "It doesn't taste like anyone in this building?"

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[quote name='Slim-Shady' timestamp='1350641199' post='1302655024']



anthe kada mama
[/quote]. Anthey ley athadu cinemalo cheppi nattu paina choosthuntey...........

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Emi blonde lo endo mama.. Office lo naa eduru oka telladi kurchuntadi... I am a blonde but I am very intelligent blonde antadi.. Nizaniki Dumb ee Adi kuda..

Atleast andam ga undali kada, walking style maga valla kante manly ga untadi.. Chi chi

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[quote name='Idly Vishwanatham' timestamp='1350647648' post='1302655155']
Emi blonde lo endo mama.. Office lo naa eduru oka telladi kurchuntadi... [color=#ff0000]I am a blonde but I am very intelligent blonde antadi[/color].. Nizaniki Dumb ee Adi kuda..

Atleast andam ga undali kada, walking style maga valla kante manly ga untadi.. Chi chi
[/quote]


meeku joke cheppindi sariga navvaledemo idly saab

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[quote name='Slim-Shady' timestamp='1350647813' post='1302655161']



meeku joke cheppindi sariga navvaledemo idly saab
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Ohh joke esindi antava mama.. Nene kanipettalekapoyanu anamata joke ani.. Ee sari aa dialogue kottinappudu kinda padi mari navvutha mama

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