Shaayari...

[vikuba]

godaari gattu is there...
gattu meedha chettu is there...

chettu kommana pitta is there..
pitta heart lo what is there?
but pitta potta lo retta is there.

[chittimallu5]

[quote name='Maximus' timestamp='1353516046' post='1302836199']
[img]http://i1170.photobucket.com/albums/r537/ram406/6v6x.gif[/img]woh urdu hai miyan...medhi hindi madiri tukdalu tukdalu vundadu hai...meedhi...amoghamu..maadhi ordinary....
[/quote]
arey battal satthi bacha...jaake hindi seekho miya....mere jaise swach hindi seekho [img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmilaugh.gif[/img]

[Maximus]

[quote name='chittimallu5' timestamp='1353516105' post='1302836211']
arey battal satthi bacha...jaake hindi seekho miya....[color=#ff0000]mere jaise swach hindi seekho[/color]
[/quote]
[img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/--o7mXz3u-j4/T9VVBGzBJAI/AAAAAAAAGo0/kmj8a1-XW2g/s150/PK-1.gif[/img]...


.mein pada thumahara..post...khoya mein hosh...hogyaa behosh...[img]http://i1354.photobucket.com/albums/q681/mutamesthri/temp-300-81688885_zpse8930264.gif[/img]

[Terminator II]

[quote name='chittimallu5' timestamp='1353458556' post='1302832623']
dubai sekh meeku dandam pedthundhayya [img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmilaugh.gif[/img]
[/quote]

ROFL.. [img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmilaugh.gif[/img]

[Maximus]

[size=5][color=#000000]Khuda ka vaasta ye julfen mat lahraaooo, hamen thand lag jayegi
Khuda ka vaasta ye julfen mat lahraaoo, hamen thand lag jayegi
Girta dekh tumhara dandruff...shimla ki snowfall yaad aayegi[/color][/size]

[img]http://gifsoup.com/view3/1436128/dandruff-problem-o.gif[/img]

[godfather03]

[quote name='Maximus' timestamp='1353516744' post='1302836292']
[img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/--o7mXz3u-j4/T9VVBGzBJAI/AAAAAAAAGo0/kmj8a1-XW2g/s150/PK-1.gif[/img]...


.mein pada thumahara..post...khoya mein hosh...hogyaa behosh...[img]http://i1354.photobucket.com/albums/q681/mutamesthri/temp-300-81688885_zpse8930264.gif[/img]
[/quote]

[img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/--o7mXz3u-j4/T9VVBGzBJAI/AAAAAAAAGo0/kmj8a1-XW2g/s150/PK-1.gif[/img]

[Maximus]

hamari kismat hame daga de gayi
Zindagi bhar akela rahne ki saza de gayi
jihne humne jaan se bhi zyada pyaar kiya
wahi hume har pal marne ki saza de gayi

[img]http://i1170.photobucket.com/albums/r537/ram406/6v6x.gif[/img]

[Maximus]

Mat karo pyar kisi se phoolon ki tarahaaaaa......
Phool tho pal mein Murjha jaate hain...
pyaar karo tho karo Kaaton ki taraha............................
jo chubhne ke baad bhi yaad aate hain

[img]http://lh6.ggpht.com/-q-oe9KunkN4/UCbVDPT7LDI/AAAAAAAAHLM/o4hSsss6jNY/s150/RCT-3.gif[/img]

[balu_gani]

[img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmilaugh.gif[/img] CM mama ee roju nunchi neeku nenu fan ehes....navvi navvi chachipoyela unna

[Maximus]

Dekho kaisa aaya hai [b]hitech[/b] zamana kathey!
khana peena nai-to-nai, [b]computer[/b] aana kathey!!

Metric padhliye to bus [b]dubai[/b] ku jaana kathey!
Riyal, Dirham nahin to [b]Dollar[/b] bhot bhot kamana kathey!!

Maa ka Zewar baap ka pension bhi bechnaa kathey!
idhar-udhar say kuch bhi karkay [b]amrika[/b] ku jaana kathey!!

Metric padhliye to bus [b]doctorni[/b] say shaadi karna kathey!
[b]Green card[/b] ke waastay khaali peeli ko bhi jhelnaa kathey!!

surat shakal nai-to-nai magar!
ADIDAS, ARMANI, Rado pehenkay chakkar-wakkar chalana kathey!!

Kamaaow, nakkow-kamaaow shaadi karay tow bus!
Ghar kaisa bi chalaana katay!!

kabhi gazal, khabi nazam, kabhi [b]shair[/b], kahbi [b]shayri[/b], bolna kathey!
Chammak challow ku [b]Taj mahal[/b] nai-to-nai ek [b]villa[/b] to honaich kathey!!

Pahelwani say jee bhar gaya tow [b]Khaadi[/b] pehenke [b]neta[/b] Ban na kathey!
logaan marey to marey magar, Naidu ku-ich vote dena kathey!!

Bhagwaan ku Allah ku bhool ke Mandir-majjid ke wasthay ladna kathey!
Ladkar koyi marey tow marey kathey, apna raj hai tow kushal mangal kathey!

Khoon kisi ka bahey tow bahay kathey,
apna cold drink hai tow cool hai na kathey!

[b]Kya Hain ki kya ki............. Maa ki Kirkiriiiiiiiiiiiiiiii [/b][img]https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-WpfV3MPJbSk/TaUCYPx33qI/AAAAAAAAC-I/En3DSqbQzq0/s150/Balayya-1.gif[/img]

[Maximus]

[b]Tere Naam[/b]..[b]Tere Naam[/b]..

Baithe hai tere khayalon mein....
Kore kagaz pe likha hai tera naam ..!!!

Tasvir bhi bana dali uspe aur likha ye paigam.....
zinda ya murda pakdo aur lelo 5000 rupaye nakad inaam....

[Maximus]

[b]Laila Majnu ....ka SMS...[/b]

Laila ko majnu ka sms nahi aaya..!!!!
Laila ne do din se khana nahi khaya..
laila marnewali hai majnu ke pyar me..!!!!!
aur majnu baitha hai sms free hone ke intejar me..[img]http://www.gifsoup.com/view4/1457500/brahmi-dreaming-o.gif[/img]

[Nikkar Narayana]

[img]http://www.gifsoup.com/view4/1457500/brahmi-dreaming-o.gif[/img] ivala no mood vayya maxi...

[godfather03]

[quote name='Maximus' timestamp='1354298381' post='1302878467']
Dekho kaisa aaya hai [b]hitech[/b] zamana kathey!
khana peena nai-to-nai, [b]computer[/b] aana kathey!!

Metric padhliye to bus [b]dubai[/b] ku jaana kathey!
Riyal, Dirham nahin to [b]Dollar[/b] bhot bhot kamana kathey!!

Maa ka Zewar baap ka pension bhi bechnaa kathey!
idhar-udhar say kuch bhi karkay [b]amrika[/b] ku jaana kathey!!

Metric padhliye to bus [b]doctorni[/b] say shaadi karna kathey!
[b]Green card[/b] ke waastay khaali peeli ko bhi jhelnaa kathey!!

surat shakal nai-to-nai magar!
ADIDAS, ARMANI, Rado pehenkay chakkar-wakkar chalana kathey!!

Kamaaow, nakkow-kamaaow shaadi karay tow bus!
Ghar kaisa bi chalaana katay!!

kabhi gazal, khabi nazam, kabhi [b]shair[/b], kahbi [b]shayri[/b], bolna kathey!
Chammak challow ku [b]Taj mahal[/b] nai-to-nai ek [b]villa[/b] to honaich kathey!!

Pahelwani say jee bhar gaya tow [b]Khaadi[/b] pehenke [b]neta[/b] Ban na kathey!
logaan marey to marey magar, Naidu ku-ich vote dena kathey!!

Bhagwaan ku Allah ku bhool ke Mandir-majjid ke wasthay ladna kathey!
Ladkar koyi marey tow marey kathey, apna raj hai tow kushal mangal kathey!

Khoon kisi ka bahey tow bahay kathey,
apna cold drink hai tow cool hai na kathey!

[b]Kya Hain ki kya ki............. Maa ki Kirkiriiiiiiiiiiiiiiii [/b][img]https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-WpfV3MPJbSk/TaUCYPx33qI/AAAAAAAAC-I/En3DSqbQzq0/s150/Balayya-1.gif[/img]
[/quote]


Kya bola mama.........wah wah wah wah........[img]https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-WpfV3MPJbSk/TaUCYPx33qI/AAAAAAAAC-I/En3DSqbQzq0/s150/Balayya-1.gif[/img]

[Maximus]

[quote name='Nikkar Narayana' timestamp='1354299022' post='1302878566']
ivala no mood vayya maxi...
[/quote]
[img]http://i45.tinypic.com/2mh7f9d.jpg[/img]oh is it..okay we will continue after the lunch break..