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[size=5][b]Lesson 1: Naked Wife..[/b][/size]
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife
is
finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings.
The
wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs
downstairs. When she opens the door, there
stands
Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a
word,
Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that
towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman
drops her
towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a
few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and
leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel
and
goes back upstairs. When she gets to the
bathroom,
her husband asks,…"Who was that?" "It was Bob
the next door
neighbor," she replies. "Great!" the husband
says,
"Did he say anything about the $800 he owes
me?"
Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to
credit
and risk with your share holders in time, you
may be
in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

"[size=5][b]Lesson 2" A sales rep, an administration clerk,
and the manager[/b][/size]

are walking to lunch when they find an antique
oil
lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The
Genie
says,"I’ll give each of you just one wish" "Me
first! Me
first!" says the administration clerk. "I want to
be in
the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a
care in the world." Poof! She’s gone. "Me next!
Me next!"
says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii,
relaxing on
the beach with my personal masseuse, an
endless
supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life."
Poof!
He’s gone. "OK, you’re up," the Genie says to
the
manager. The manager says, "I want those two
back in the office after lunch."
Moral of the story: Always let your boss have
the first
say.

[size=5][b]"Lesson 3"[/b][/size]

A priest offered a lift to a Nun. She got in and
crossed
her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The
priest
nearly had an accident. After controlling the
car, he
stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun
said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest
removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let
his
hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again
said,
"Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest
apologized
"sorry sister but the flesh is weak" Arriving at
the
convent, the nun went on her way. On his
arrival at
the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm
129. It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you
will find
glory."
Moral of the story: If you are not well informed
in your
job, you might miss a great opportunity.

[size=5][b]"Lesson 4" [/b][/size]
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing
nothing all day. A
rabbit asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do
nothing all day long?" The crow answered: "Sure,
why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground
below the
crow, and rested....A fox jumped on the rabbit
and ate it.
Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing
nothing,
you must be sitting very high up.

[size=5][b]"Lesson 5: [/b][/size]
Power of Charisma"
A turkey was chatting with a bull "I would love
to be
able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the
turkey,
"but I haven’t got the energy." "Well, why don’t
you
nibble on my droppings?” replied the bull.
"They’re
packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a
lump of dung and found that it gave him enough
strength
to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next
day,
after eating some more dung, he reached the
second
branch. Finally after a fourth night, there he was
proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he
was
spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of
the tree.
Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the
top,
but it wont keep you there.

[size=5][b]"Lesson 6"[/b][/size]

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It
was so
cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a
large
field. While he was lying there, a cow came by
and
dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird
lay
there in the pile of cow dung, he began to
realize
how warm he was. The dung was actually
thawing him out! He lay there all warm and
happy, and soon
began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the
bird
singing and came to investigate. Following the
sound, the cat discovered the bird under the
pile of
cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate
him.
Moral of the story:
1. Not everyone who shits on you is your
enemy.
2. Not everyone who gets you out of ###### is your
friend
3. And when you’re in deep ######, it’s best to keep
your mouth shut

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6 lessons anna mama lines analedu.....
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3 lines ye chadavalemu ...nuvvu ila inni lines raasthe ela ani sFun_duh2

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