Smile ... It Costs Nothing...

[gb_bharat]

Boy To Other Boy: Dude, y u proposed dat girl, she already has a bf ???
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Awesum rply by the boy
BHAI JAB TAK LADKI KUNWARI HAI,
NA TUMHARI HAI NA HAMARI HAI !!! =))

[gb_bharat]

No matter Wat Guys Ride,
225cc Karizmas.,
220cc Pulsar,
350cc Royal Enfield or
1000cc Sports Bike...

They just Cannot Overtake a Girl with a Low Waist Jeans on an 80cc Scooty..

[gb_bharat]

Ek ladke ki behan moti thi, uska ek dost bhi mota tha.

ek din uske mote dost ne puncha ki teri behan itni moti kaise ho gai?

ladka chid kar : tu itna mota kaise hua?

Dost : yaar main to gand marwata hun isliye......

[gb_bharat]

The teacher asked a little Boy, "What's two and two?".
He counted, 1-2- 3-4 on his fingers and said, "Four, Teacher?".

She said, "Yes, that's right, but you counted on your fingers.
Put your hands behind your back and tell me what's three and three".
He put his hands behind his back, fumbled around, and answered, "Six, teacher?".

She said, "Yes,that's right, but you're still counting on your fingers.
Put your hands in your pockets and tell me what's five and five".
He put his hands in his pockets, fumbled around, and replied, "Eleven,teacher?"
Teacher - "Get out of the class "

[nallaberry]

[quote name='Something Special' timestamp='1361437047' post='1303308751']
The teacher asked a little Boy, "What's two and two?".
He counted, 1-2- 3-4 on his fingers and said, "Four, Teacher?".

She said, "Yes, that's right, but you counted on your fingers.
Put your hands behind your back and tell me what's three and three".
He put his hands behind his back, fumbled around, and answered, "Six, teacher?".

She said, "Yes,that's right, but you're still counting on your fingers.
Put your hands in your pockets and tell me what's five and five".
He put his hands in his pockets, fumbled around, and replied, "Eleven,teacher?"
Teacher - "Get out of the class "
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[JAPAN]

[quote name='Something Special' timestamp='1361437047' post='1303308751']
The teacher asked a little Boy, "What's two and two?".
He counted, 1-2- 3-4 on his fingers and said, "Four, Teacher?".

She said, "Yes, that's right, but you counted on your fingers.
Put your hands behind your back and tell me what's three and three".
He put his hands behind his back, fumbled around, and answered, "Six, teacher?".

She said, "Yes,that's right, but you're still counting on your fingers.
Put your hands in your pockets and tell me what's five and five".
He put his hands in his pockets, fumbled around, and replied, "Eleven,teacher?"
Teacher - "Get out of the class "
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[ToughGuy]

[quote name='Something Special' timestamp='1361437047' post='1303308751']
The teacher asked a little Boy, "What's two and two?".
He counted, 1-2- 3-4 on his fingers and said, "Four, Teacher?".

She said, "Yes, that's right, but you counted on your fingers.
Put your hands behind your back and tell me what's three and three".
He put his hands behind his back, fumbled around, and answered, "Six, teacher?".

She said, "Yes,that's right, but you're still counting on your fingers.
Put your hands in your pockets and tell me what's five and five".
He put his hands in his pockets, fumbled around, and replied, "Eleven,teacher?"
Teacher - "Get out of the class "
[/quote]

[roxiczone]

[quote name='Something Special' timestamp='1361437047' post='1303308751']
The teacher asked a little Boy, "What's two and two?".
He counted, 1-2- 3-4 on his fingers and said, "Four, Teacher?".

She said, "Yes, that's right, but you counted on your fingers.
Put your hands behind your back and tell me what's three and three".
He put his hands behind his back, fumbled around, and answered, "Six, teacher?".

She said, "Yes,that's right, but you're still counting on your fingers.
Put your hands in your pockets and tell me what's five and five".
He put his hands in his pockets, fumbled around, and replied, "Eleven,teacher?"
Teacher - "Get out of the class "
[/quote]
[img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/--o7mXz3u-j4/T9VVBGzBJAI/AAAAAAAAGo0/kmj8a1-XW2g/s150/PK-1.gif[/img]

[gb_bharat]

A guy goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church.

He pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits down.

There's a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the best wine, Guinness on tap, cigars and liqueur chocolates nearby, and on the wall a fine photographic display of buxom ladies, who appear to have mislaid their garments.

He hears a priest come in: "Father, forgive me for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession and I must admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be."

The priest replies, "Get out, you idiot. You're on my side."

[gb_bharat]

A farmer hires a college student one summer to help around the farm.

At the end of the summer the farmer says, "Son, since you have done such a fine job here this summer, I am going to throw a party for you."

The college guy says, "Right on, thanks a lot man."

So the farmer says, "Well you better be able to handle a few beers because there will be lotsa drinkn' going on."

College guy, "Hey, I can drink just as much as anyone else so I should do just fine."

Farmer, "There is also going to be a lot of fightn' so I hope you are ready."

College guy "I have been working hard all summer and I think I am in pretty good shape."

Farmer says, "Well, did I mention that there will be lotsa sex?"

College guy, "Good. I have been out here all summer and I have been dying for some action. What should I wear to this party?"

Farmer says, "I don't care it's just going to be me and you."

[gb_bharat]

Teacher: "Children, tomorrow I would like you to give me an example of a development that is currently being built near your home and what are the advantages of this new development. At the end of the class, the teacher asks that all the little girls remain behind for 5 minutes.

Teacher: "Young ladies, I have received numerous complaints from your parents concerning Little Johnny's crude remarks. It is very likely that tomorrow he is going to say something dirty and that is why I am asking you all, to avoid any further problems - that if he says anything that appears rude, I would like you all to get up and leave the classroom."

Everybody agreed to this plan. Next day...
Teacher: "Is everybody ready with their assignment? Go ahead Anita."

Anita: "Near my home, a supermarket is being built. Now my mommy doesn't have to walk so far to get bread and milk." Teacher: "Very good Anita! Yes - Suzie!"

Suzie: "Near my home, they are building a furniture factory. My daddy is a carpenter and this permits him to work near home."

Teacher: "Excellent, thank-you Suzie! At this point, little Johnny's hand shoots up and the Teacher asks: "Oh heavens, Johnny tell me what new development is being built near your home."

Little Johnny: "Near my home, they are building a brothel."

All the young ladies get up and proceed to leave. Little Johnny says, "Hey, relax girls... it hasn't opened yet!"

[gb_bharat]

One Friday afternoon two women are sitting on the front porch.

The first woman says, "Here comes my husband with a bunch of flowers. That means I'll be on my back with my legs in the air all weekend."

The other woman asks, "Why, don't you have a vase?"

[gb_bharat]

A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door. She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there.

He asks the lady, 'Do you have a **?'

She slams the door in disgust.

The next morning she hears a knock at the door and it is the same man and he asks the same question of the woman, 'Do you have a **'?

She slams the door again.

Later that night when her husband gets home she tells him what has happened for the last two days.

The husband tells the wife in a loving and concerned voice, 'Honey I am taking tomorrow off to be home just in case this guy shows up again'

The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both run for the door. The husband says to the wife in a whispered voice, 'Honey, I'm going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the question, because I want to see where he is going with it'

She nods yes to her husband and opens the door.

Sure enough the same fellow is standing there and asks the same question. 'Do you have a **'?

'Yes' she says.

The man replied, 'That's great! Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's alone and start using yours?'

[roxiczone]

[quote name='Something Special' timestamp='1361443349' post='1303308906']
One Friday afternoon two women are sitting on the front porch.

The first woman says, "Here comes my husband with a bunch of flowers. That means I'll be on my back with my legs in the air all weekend."

The other woman asks, "Why, don't you have a vase?"
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[iinwait]

SS baa...ela unnav... howz married life