Smile ... It Costs Nothing...

[Sherlok Holmes]

[quote name='Something Special' timestamp='1361443349' post='1303308906']
One Friday afternoon two women are sitting on the front porch.

The first woman says, "Here comes my husband with a bunch of flowers. That means I'll be on my back with my legs in the air all weekend."

The other woman asks, "Why, don't you have a vase?"
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ardam kaale

[rambabu304]

lol

[stunt_master]

[quote name='Something Special' timestamp='1361437047' post='1303308751']
The teacher asked a little Boy, "What's two and two?".
He counted, 1-2- 3-4 on his fingers and said, "Four, Teacher?".

She said, "Yes, that's right, but you counted on your fingers.
Put your hands behind your back and tell me what's three and three".
He put his hands behind his back, fumbled around, and answered, "Six, teacher?".

She said, "Yes,that's right, but you're still counting on your fingers.
Put your hands in your pockets and tell me what's five and five".
He put his hands in his pockets, fumbled around, and replied, "Eleven,teacher?"
Teacher - "Get out of the class "
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[gb_bharat]

[quote name='Sherlok Holmes' timestamp='1361453581' post='1303309067']

ardam kaale
[/quote]naku kale...

[gb_bharat]

The phone bill was exceptionally high. Man called a family meeting to discuss.

Dad: This is unacceptable. I don't use home phone, I use my work phone.

Mum: Me too. I hardly use home phone. I use my companies phone

Son: I use my office mobile, I never use the home phone.

All of them shocked and together look at the maid who's patiently listening to them.

Maid: "What? So we all use our work phone. What's the Big deal??!"

[king420]

[quote name='Something Special' timestamp='1361437012' post='1303308749']
No matter Wat Guys Ride,
225cc Karizmas.,
220cc Pulsar,
350cc Royal Enfield or
1000cc Sports Bike...

They just Cannot Overtake a Girl with a Low Waist Jeans on an 80cc Scooty..
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[gb_bharat]

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[gb_bharat]

A couple just got married and on the night of their honeymoon before passionate love, the wife tells the husband, "Please be gentile, I'm still a virgin." The husband being shocked, replied, "How's this possible? You've been married three times before." The wife responds, "Well, my first husband was a gynecologist and all he wanted to do was look at it. My second husband was a psychiatrist and all he wanted to do was talk about it. Finally, my third husband was a stamp collector and all he wanted to do was...oh, do I miss him!"

[Avataar]

[quote name='Something Special' timestamp='1361594473' post='1303318829']
The phone bill was exceptionally high. Man called a family meeting to discuss.

Dad: This is unacceptable. I don't use home phone, I use my work phone.

Mum: Me too. I hardly use home phone. I use my companies phone

Son: I use my office mobile, I never use the home phone.

All of them shocked and together look at the maid who's patiently listening to them.

Maid: "What? So we all use our work phone. What's the Big deal??!"
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hw r u re SS

job etta nadustundi

[Avataar]

[quote name='Something Special' timestamp='1361437012' post='1303308749']
No matter Wat Guys Ride,
225cc Karizmas.,
220cc Pulsar,
350cc Royal Enfield or
1000cc Sports Bike...

They just Cannot Overtake a Girl with a Low Waist Jeans on an 80cc Scooty..
[/quote]

[gb_bharat]

On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe. The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe." The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished."Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My God you are so beautiful, let me take your picture. Puzzled she asks, "My picture?" He answers, "Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever".

She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower. He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "Why do you wear a robe? We are married now." At that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "oh, OH, OH MY, let me get a picture". He beams and asks why and she answers, "So I can get it enlarged!"

[gb_bharat]

Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic

"Why?" asks the father

"The teacher asked 'How much is 2 x 3?' I said 6."

... "But that's right!"

"Then she asked me 'How much is 3 x 2?'"

"What's the *** difference?" asks the father.

"That's what I said!"

[gb_bharat]

[quote name='Avataar' timestamp='1361594727' post='1303318843']
hw r u re SS

job etta nadustundi


[/quote]fine edo ala going...

[gb_bharat]

What Is The Difference Between U, A, X & XXX Films:

U: Hero Gets The Heroine.

A: Villain Gets The Heroine.

X: All Actors Get The Heroine.

Xxx: Entire Unit Gets The Heroine.

[gb_bharat]

Once a group of Engineers went for 'Tirth yatra'

Their guru ji told them 'don't get distracted if you see any beautiful girl, just close your eyes and say,

"HARI OM"

after 2-3 days one guy says HARI OM, the rest shouted "kahan hain, kahan hain"