Smile ... It Costs Nothing...

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It Was Happening In A Hospital

That ICU Patients Died In Same Bed Every Sunday ... At 11 AM...

Dr. Thought It Is Something Super Natural...

Worldwide expert Team Was Formed To Investigate The Cause...

Next Sunday, few Minutes Before 11 AM, All Dr. & Nurses Stand Around That Bed & Start Waiting to see What It Was?

Then Suddenly Santa (Part Time Sunday Sweeper) Entered The ICU, Unpluged The Life Support

System Of That Bed & Plugged In His Mobile Charger...

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Pappu was young and a school boy.

Once he was masturbating in school bathroom,

suddenly teacher came and opened the door,

Pappu says- Maam aap, 100 saal jiyogi aap bahut buri tarah se aapko yaad kar raha tha

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Santa went to girl's home with a rose to propose her.
-

He pressed the call bell.
-
...
But her Dad opened the door
-

Santa: "Uncle please support ANNA HAZARE":

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ONCE A TEACHER SAID

Convert this sentence to opposite.


'children MAKE MISTAKES IN THE DARK'

Student: Mistakes in the dark make children.

[Nellore Pedda reddy]

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[Power Star]

[quote name='Something Special' timestamp='1361437047' post='1303308751']
The teacher asked a little Boy, "What's two and two?".
He counted, 1-2- 3-4 on his fingers and said, "Four, Teacher?".

She said, "Yes, that's right, but you counted on your fingers.
Put your hands behind your back and tell me what's three and three".
He put his hands behind his back, fumbled around, and answered, "Six, teacher?".

She said, "Yes,that's right, but you're still counting on your fingers.
Put your hands in your pockets and tell me what's five and five".
He put his hands in his pockets, fumbled around, and replied, "Eleven,teacher?"
Teacher - "Get out of the class "
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A man walks into a building and tells the manager that he wants to join their organization.

The manager says, "Okay, but there is one rule you have to follow. You cannot get an erection ... while you are trying to join this group."

The man says O.K.

He is striped of his clothing. A bell is tied around his penis and he is put into a room with nine other men who
are also trying to join.

Then a naked woman is sent walking across the room and nine bells are quiet, and his is ringing away. The
man begs for another chance and is given this chance.

The woman walks by again and again the man's bell rings again.

The manager says to the man, "Pick up your stuff and go. You are unfit for this organization." As the man bends
down to pick up his stuff, the other nine bells start ringing.

[princh]

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[color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]There was a virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it.[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]Her grandmother says, "Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. "He is going to try to kiss you; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that."[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]She continued, "He is going to try to feel your Assets; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that. He is going to try to put his hand somewhere inappropriate; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that."[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]Then the grandmother said, "But, most importantly, he is going to try to get on top of you and have his way with you. You are going to like that, but don't let him do that. It will disgrace the family."[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]With that bit of advice in mind, the granddaughter went on her date and could not wait to tell her grandmother about it.[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]The next day she told her grandmother that her date went just as the old lady said.[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]She said, "Grandmother, I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he tried, I turned him over, got on top of him and disgraced his family."[/size][/font][/color]

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Mathematical Joke:
.
.
Scientists were playing hide & seek
in heaven.
Einstein was seeker. Newton didn't
hide & stood
in a square of 1
meter.
.
Einstein: I found u newton !!
Thappa !!!
.
Newton: U are wrong. I am not
newton. As i am
standing in 1 mt square, i am
newton/per mt sq.
So I am pascal

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When U Face Choices..



Just toss a coin, not just because it settles the question, but while the coin is in the air, u will know what ur heart is hoping for!

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