Smile ... It Costs Nothing...

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[color=#282828]BHAI JAB TAK LADKI KUNWARI HAI,
NA TUMHARI HAI NA HAMARI HAI !!! =)) [/color]

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bachelor ani ardham

ammayi bache ga vunnata varaku needi kadu naadi kadu.

[gb_bharat]

What men love in **** is what they hate in cheques -
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Bouncing...

[gb_bharat]

Loyal husbands will get Heaven after they die;
Disloyal husbands will get Heaven while they are alive.
Choice is Yours!
Bangkok Tourism

[gb_bharat]

Why is it important for men to kiss a woman's lips before sex?
A: Because only one of women's lips open at a time. So that's the best way to shut a woman's horizontal lips and open the vertical one!

[gb_bharat]

Teacher: What do you want to become?
Pappu: Doctor.
Teacher: Why?
Pappu: Because it's the only profession where you can tell a woman to take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it.

[gb_bharat]

Santa: If a married woman is called Polo... The mint with a hole, then what's an unmarried woman called?
Banta: Center Fresh.

[gb_bharat]

Going to the gym is like going down on a girl.
You never want to;
But when you just go, you end up feeling good about it.

[gb_bharat]

Banta: Why Newton was shocked when he saw a beautiful nude girl?
Santa: He found something in his pants going against his own Law of Gravity.

[BillMarkSteve]

lol

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