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[color=#333333]A couple never fought in 25 years.[/color]

[color=#333333]A friend asked: how did you make it possible?[/color]

[color=#333333]Husband: we went to Paris for our honeymoon, while horse riding my wife's horse jumped and she fell down.[/color]

[color=#333333]She got up and patted the horse's back and said this is your 1st time[/color]

[color=#333333]After a while it happened again and my wife said this your 2nd time ,[/color]

[color=#333333]when it happened 3rd time, my wife took out the gun and shot the horse..![/color]

[color=#333333]I shouted: You PSYCHO you killed the horse.[/color]

[color=#333333]She gave me a grave look and said this is your 1st time![/color]

[color=#333333]And since then we have never fought :)[/color]

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