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[size=5][font=Times,Times New Roman,serif][b][i]Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish.[/i][/b][/font]

[font=Times,Times New Roman,serif][b][i]The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home.[/i][/b][/font]

[font=Times,Times New Roman,serif][b][i]The second guy wishes the same.[/i][/b][/font]

[font=Times,Times New Roman,serif][b][i]The third guy says "I'm lonely. I wish my friends were back here."[/i][/b][/font][/size]

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[size=5][font=Times,Times New Roman,serif][b][i]A guy tells his Psychiatrist: "It was terrible. I was away on business, and I emailed my wife that I'd be back a day early. I rushed home from the airport and found her in bed with my best friend. I don't get it. How could she do this to me?"[/i][/b][/font]
[font=Times,Times New Roman,serif][b][i]Psychiatrist says: "Well," "May be she didn't see the email."[/i][/b][/font][/size]
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Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
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One day a cucumber, pickle and a penis were having a conversation.
The Pickle says, "You know, my life really sucks. Whenever I get big fat and juicy they sprinkle seasonings on my and stick me in a jar.
The Cucumber says, "Yeah, you think that's bad? Whenever I get big, fat and juicy, they slice me up and put me in a salad.
The Penis says, "You think that your lives are tough? Whenever I get big, fat and juicy they throw a plastic bag over my head, shove me in a wet, dark, smelly room, and force me to do push-ups until I puke and pass out!
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A guy says to his friend, "I can't remember if the doctor told me my wife has AIDS or Alzheimer's."
His friend says, "It's simple. Drive her to the other side of town. If she finds her way home, don't her."
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A four-year-old boy asked his friend what a penis was. His friend's response was that he did not know and he would ask his dad.

That evening the second boy asked his dad. His dad gladly exposed himself to his son and with his penis in hand said, "Son this is a penis. In fact, if you take a good look you will see this is a perfect penis."

The next day the second five year old boy met the first five year old boy and called him behind a hedge.

The boy exposed himself and said, "This is a penis. In fact, if it were three inches shorter it would be a perfect penis!"
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In a small town some where in Illinois lies a family. It consisted of a husband, wife, three sons, and a daughter. One of the sons had a terrible secret.

"Dad, I don't know how to tell you this, but I'm gay," said the son.

The Dad was furious he couldn't believe that one of his sons was gay.

A year had passed and his second son approached him and told a very bad secret.

"Dad, I'm to disappoint you but I'm gay."

The Dad went crazy again, he couldn't believe that two out of three sons were gays.

Another year had passed and the third son came forward. "Dad I know you're not going to want to hear this but, I'm gay.

The Dad was enraged he started shouting "DOESN'T ANYONE IN THIS FAMILY LIKE GIRLS ANYMORE?!!"

The daughter said, "I do, I do!"
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