Calling Db Ammayilu....

[galiraju]

[quote name='priya789' timestamp='1380047482' post='1304297681']
[img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-jU-btOA7RYU/UbCFr_wChpI/AAAAAAAAGt0/Fo0z_HwHFvo/s1600/norushuddi.gif[/img] ......... haha......
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[color=#ff0000][i][b]priya priya [/b][/i][/color][i][b]champode navee nane moonchode
chelee kanoolato hroodayam kalchode)
ayo vanelato pranam teeyode[/b][/i]
[color=#ff0000][i][b]priya priya [/b][/i][/color][i][b]champode navee nane moonchode[/b][/i]

[Tadika]

[quote name='Ted_' timestamp='1380047233' post='1304297654']

Manchi Andhra Gongoora lanti pillani chesukunate ......Jeevitham kooda baguntadi sami...
ela north fafalu....so sweet pillalu....okkasari vadilesarnate jeevitham lo sweetness poyindi anukoni sucide cheskuntav ...[img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m234bqV87Q1qzmkxwo1_250.gif[/img]
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Vaddhu ba
Na kallatho chusa
Ee Telugu porilu pelliku mundhu ela vuntaro pelliki tarwatha ela vuntaro
Pschyo lu mayya
Manalni gruha himsa chesi manamedhane case pedatharu ba ee telugu porilu
Evaranna relatives ni premaga ga palakaristharu
Vallu velthe telsthundhi..vallamedha dheeniki entha paga vundho
Mee vallu ma vallu ane feelings chala vuntayanta
Endhuku ba manaku aa torture
Chakkaga northy pori aythe hollywood heroine la andhamgavuntaru intlo padi vuntaru

[adorablegirl]

[quote name='Vaishali_14' timestamp='1380047655' post='1304297701']
all
have a good day
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vaishu...

[rakshakudu]

[quote name='Vaishali_14' timestamp='1380047655' post='1304297701']
all
have a good day
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K Vaishuu baaga plan seyy

[Tadika]

[quote name='priya789' timestamp='1380047285' post='1304297661']


yess...
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Premagaa Pilichana

[adorablegirl]

[quote name='Diva' timestamp='1380047691' post='1304297705']
gif
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[JollyBoy]

[quote name='Silver_mani' timestamp='1380047190' post='1304297646']
twaraga pelli chesesko vuncle nuvvu ..................[url="http://www.andhrafriends.com/user/11881-nellore-pedda-reddy/"][img]http://www.andhrafriends.com/uploads/profile/photo-thumb-11881.jpg?_r=1379815782[/img][/url]
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nuv kudaa na

[sherlockholmes_anon]

[quote name='Tadika' timestamp='1380047750' post='1304297713']
Vaddhu ba
Na kallatho chusa
Ee Telugu porilu pelliku mundhu ela vuntaro pelliki tarwatha ela vuntaro
Pschyo lu mayya
Manalni gruha himsa chesi manamedhane case pedatharu ba ee telugu porilu
Evaranna relatives ni premaga ga palakaristharu
Vallu velthe telsthundhi..vallamedha dheeniki entha paga vundho
Mee vallu ma vallu ane feelings chala vuntayanta
Endhuku ba manaku aa torture
Chakkaga northy pori aythe hollywood heroine la andhamgavuntaru intlo padi vuntaru
[/quote]
[img]https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/--G4EAa8MTXs/UXIvgC7W8eI/AAAAAAAALDo/uu6KTXI2wog/s120/Brahmi-10.gif[/img]neekosam tella fori ni set sesi petta re LP

[galiraju]

[quote name='Tadika' timestamp='1380047750' post='1304297713']
Vaddhu ba
Na kallatho chusa
Ee Telugu porilu pelliku mundhu ela vuntaro pelliki tarwatha ela vuntaro
Pschyo lu mayya
Manalni gruha himsa chesi manamedhane case pedatharu ba ee telugu porilu
Evaranna relatives ni premaga ga palakaristharu
Vallu velthe telsthundhi..vallamedha dheeniki entha paga vundho
Mee vallu ma vallu ane feelings chala vuntayanta
Endhuku ba manaku aa torture
Chakkaga northy pori aythe hollywood heroine la andhamgavuntaru intlo padi vuntaru
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[indent]1. At the time of marriage, a north Indian girl has
more boyfriends than her age.
2. Before marriage, she looks almost like a bollywood
heroine and after marriage you have to go around her
twice to completely hug her.
3. By the time she professes her undevoted love to
you, you are bankrupt because of the number of times
you had to take her out to movie theatres and
restaurants. And you wait longingly for her dowry.
4. The only dishes she can think of to cook is paneer
butter masala, aloo sabji, aloo gobi sabji, aloo
matar, aloo paneer, that after eating all those paneer
and aloos you are either in the bed with chronic
cholestrol or chronic gas disorder.
5. The only growth that you see later in your career
is the rise in your monthly phone bill.
6. You are blinded by her love that you think that she
is a blonde. Only later do you come to know that it is
because of the mehandhi that she applies to cover her
gray hair.
7. When you come home from office she is very busy
watching "Kyonki saas bhi kabi bahu thi" that you
either end up eating outside or cooking yourself.
8. You are a very "ESpecial" person to her.
9. She always thought that Madras is a state and
covers the whole of south India until she met you.
10. When she says she is going to "work out" she means
she is going to "Walk out"
11. She has greater number of relatives than the
number of people you have in your home town.
12. The only two sentences in English that she knows
are "Thank you" and "How are you"
13. She thinks Govinda can dance better than Michael
Jackson.


Wives from South:

1. Her mother looks down at you because you didn't
study in IIT or Madras or Anna University .
2. Her father starts or ends every conversation with "
... I say..."
3. She shudders if you use four letter words.
4. She has long hair, neatly oiled and braided (The
Dubai based Oil Well Company will negotiate with her
on a 25 year contract to extract coconut oil from her
hair.)
5. She uses the word 'Super' as her only superlative.
6. Her name is another name for a Goddess or a flower.
7. Her first name is longer than your first name,
middle name and surname combined (unless you are from
Andhra)
8. When she mixes milk - curd and rice you are never
sure whether it is for the Dog or for herself.
9. For weddings, she sports a mini jasmine garden on
her head and wears silk saris in the Madras heat
without looking too uncomfortable while you are
melting in your singlet.
10. She thinks Mohan Lal is the sexiest man alive.
11. Her favourite cricketer is Krishnamachari
Srikkanth.
12. Her favourite food is dosa though she has tried
North Indian snacks like Chats (pronounced like the
slang for 'conversation')
13. She bursts into songs with her cousins in every
movie.
14. She bores you by telling you which raaga each song
you hear is based on.
15. You have to give her jewellery, though she has
already got plenty of it.
16. Her thali (Mangal Sutra) weighs more than the
championship belts worn by WWF wrestlers.
17. She is more educated than you.
18. Her father thinks she is much smarter than you.[/indent] [indent]bring it on brother choose it and then I dunno do wat ever u like[img]http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meewqnCDmb1rze7y2o1_250.gif[/img][/indent]

[JollyBoy]

[quote name='Ted_' timestamp='1380047959' post='1304297736']

[indent=1]1. At the time of marriage, a north Indian girl has
more boyfriends than her age.
2. Before marriage, she looks almost like a bollywood
heroine and after marriage you have to go around her
twice to completely hug her.
3. By the time she professes her undevoted love to
you, you are bankrupt because of the number of times
you had to take her out to movie theatres and
restaurants. And you wait longingly for her dowry.
4. The only dishes she can think of to cook is paneer
butter masala, aloo sabji, aloo gobi sabji, aloo
matar, aloo paneer, that after eating all those paneer
and aloos you are either in the bed with chronic
cholestrol or chronic gas disorder.
5. The only growth that you see later in your career
is the rise in your monthly phone bill.
6. You are blinded by her love that you think that she
is a blonde. Only later do you come to know that it is
because of the mehandhi that she applies to cover her
gray hair.
7. When you come home from office she is very busy
watching "Kyonki saas bhi kabi bahu thi" that you
either end up eating outside or cooking yourself.
8. You are a very "ESpecial" person to her.
9. She always thought that Madras is a state and
covers the whole of south India until she met you.
10. When she says she is going to "work out" she means
she is going to "Walk out"
11. She has greater number of relatives than the
number of people you have in your home town.
12. The only two sentences in English that she knows
are "Thank you" and "How are you"
13. She thinks Govinda can dance better than Michael
Jackson.


Wives from South:

1. Her mother looks down at you because you didn't
study in IIT or Madras or Anna University .
2. Her father starts or ends every conversation with "
... I say..."
3. She shudders if you use four letter words.
4. She has long hair, neatly oiled and braided (The
Dubai based Oil Well Company will negotiate with her
on a 25 year contract to extract coconut oil from her
hair.)
5. She uses the word 'Super' as her only superlative.
6. Her name is another name for a Goddess or a flower.
7. Her first name is longer than your first name,
middle name and surname combined (unless you are from
Andhra)
8. When she mixes milk - curd and rice you are never
sure whether it is for the Dog or for herself.
9. For weddings, she sports a mini jasmine garden on
her head and wears silk saris in the Madras heat
without looking too uncomfortable while you are
melting in your singlet.
10. She thinks Mohan Lal is the sexiest man alive.
11. Her favourite cricketer is Krishnamachari
Srikkanth.
12. Her favourite food is dosa though she has tried
North Indian snacks like Chats (pronounced like the
slang for 'conversation')
13. She bursts into songs with her cousins in every
movie.
14. She bores you by telling you which raaga each song
you hear is based on.
15. You have to give her jewellery, though she has
already got plenty of it.
16. Her thali (Mangal Sutra) weighs more than the
championship belts worn by WWF wrestlers.
17. She is more educated than you.
18. Her father thinks she is much smarter than you.[/indent]

[indent=1]bring it on brother choose it and then I dunno do wat ever u like[img]http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meewqnCDmb1rze7y2o1_250.gif[/img][/indent]
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PZ are u married twice? [img]http://replygif.net/i/476.gif[/img]

[galiraju]

[quote name='JollyBoy' timestamp='1380048077' post='1304297746']
PZ are u married twice? [img]http://replygif.net/i/476.gif[/img]
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[img]http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md9dvc8Uh31rgxdhwo4_250.gif[/img]

[Tadika]

[quote name='Iamking' timestamp='1380047889' post='1304297731']

[img]https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/--G4EAa8MTXs/UXIvgC7W8eI/AAAAAAAALDo/uu6KTXI2wog/s120/Brahmi-10.gif[/img]neekosam tella fori ni set sesi petta re LP
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Pic pm pl.

[rakshakudu]

@PZ
Em septhri em septhri
GP

[sherlockholmes_anon]

[quote name='Tadika' timestamp='1380048169' post='1304297759']
Pic pm pl.
[/quote]
[img]https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/--G4EAa8MTXs/UXIvgC7W8eI/AAAAAAAALDo/uu6KTXI2wog/s120/Brahmi-10.gif[/img]pmed ra LP

[rakshakudu]

[quote name='priya789' timestamp='1380047725' post='1304297709']


haha....just kidding le....nenu seriously logging off...pani chala undi... all
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