Cheating wife-nice joke

[master123]

A guy dials his home phone from work. A strange woman answers.

The guy says, "Who is this?"

"This is the maid," answered the woman.

"We don't have a maid!"

"I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house."

"Well, this is her husband. Is she there?"

"Um...she's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I just figured was her husband."

The guy is fuming. He says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make 25,000 bucks?"

"What do I have to do?"

"I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot that witch and the jerk she is with."

The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by two gunshots.The maid comes back to the phone.

"What should I do with the bodies?"

"Throw them in the swimming pool!"

"What! There's no pool here?" "Uh... is this 2263841?"

[Guest laddu]

A guy dials his home phone from work. A strange woman answers.

The guy says, "Who is this?"

"This is the maid," answered the woman.

"We don't have a maid!"

"I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house."

"Well, this is her husband. Is she there?"

"Um...she's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I just figured was her husband."

The guy is fuming. He says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make 25,000 bucks?"

"What do I have to do?"

"I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot that witch and the jerk she is with."

The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by two gunshots.The maid comes back to the phone.

"What should I do with the bodies?"

"Throw them in the swimming pool!"

"What! There's no pool here?" "Uh... is this 2263841?"

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I am editing for you guys.. to both of you..!!!

[master123]

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balayya did same for bellamkonda..!!!everyone knows..

dudes plz read and njoy the thread don't blame it on others

[saiiii]

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balayya did same for bellamkonda..!!!everyone knows..

laddu please don't post unrelated comments here...enjoy the posts ..

[Guest laddu]

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I am editing for you guys.. to both of you..!!!

cheers12w

[KVPSIRU]

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balayya did same for bellamkonda..!!!everyone knows..

arey laddu gaa night edhoo pedha story lu chepavuu mothers kii respect istaa adhii idhii anni... malli ippudu emindhii raa.... anduke raa ninnu ee froum loo vaallu amma na bootulu titedhii...bootulu titesii anadam baga nerchukunavuu kadhaa.... try to change ur mindset man..

[KVPSIRU]

A guy dials his home phone from work. A strange woman answers.

The guy says, "Who is this?"

"This is the maid," answered the woman.

"We don't have a maid!"

"I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house."

"Well, this is her husband. Is she there?"

"Um...she's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I just figured was her husband."

The guy is fuming. He says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make 25,000 bucks?"

"What do I have to do?"

"I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot that witch and the jerk she is with."

The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by two gunshots.The maid comes back to the phone.

"What should I do with the bodies?"

"Throw them in the swimming pool!"

"What! There's no pool here?" "Uh... is this 2263841?"

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[Guest laddu]

arey laddu gaa night edhoo pedha story lu chepavuu mothers kii respect istaa adhii idhii anni... malli ippudu emindhii raa.... anduke raa ninnu ee froum loo vaallu amma na bootulu titedhii...bootulu titesii anadam baga nerchukunavuu kadhaa.... try to change ur mindset man..

please read my post again.!!

[master123]

MOd's i locked this topic so that no one can post comments then hw cum the thread be unlocked with out me

[master123]

@laddu

thanks for changing the comments

[Ace]

A guy dials his home phone from work. A strange woman answers.

The guy says, "Who is this?"

"This is the maid," answered the woman.

"We don't have a maid!"

"I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house."

"Well, this is her husband. Is she there?"

"Um...she's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I just figured was her husband."

The guy is fuming. He says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make 25,000 bucks?"

"What do I have to do?"

"I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot that witch and the jerk she is with."

The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by two gunshots.The maid comes back to the phone.

"What should I do with the bodies?"

"Throw them in the swimming pool!"

"What! There's no pool here?" "Uh... is this 2263841?"

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[Guest laddu]

MOd's i locked this topic so that no one can post comments then hw cum the thread be unlocked with out me

nothing personal mama... they enjoy the comments..actually they are chiru fans..!! so they like if you scold balayya..ask anyone..!!! dance1w

[adhinetha]

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[kingmakers]

arey laddu gaa night edhoo pedha story lu chepavuu mothers kii respect istaa adhii idhii anni... malli ippudu emindhii raa.... anduke raa ninnu ee froum loo vaallu amma na bootulu titedhii...bootulu titesii anadam baga nerchukunavuu kadhaa.... try to change ur mindset man..

ee laddu gaduu eppati maraduu ..... ippati nunchii veednii kuda banda bootulu titti last loo antee saripotundhii...

[Guest laddu]

ee laddu gaduu eppati maraduu ..... ippati nunchii veednii kuda banda bootulu titti last loo antee saripotundhii...

nenu evadini buthulu thittina evadiki cheppina cheppu.. okka Mee Sr.NTR father vishyam lone cheppina adhi kud agood post annaduku..

ninnu nuvvu marchuko raa.. langa lo bondhu ga..!!

vinala kani prathi LAN** neethulu cheputhadhi.. chat hadi nayala..