A funny letter by punjabi mom to his son

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My dear Jagjit,

I am in a well here and hoping you are also in a well

there.

I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you

cannot read fast.

We don't live where we did when you left home. Your

dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen

20 miles from home, so we moved 20miles.

I won't be able to send the address as the last person

who stayed here took the house numbers with them for

their new house so they would not have to change their

address. Hopefully by next week we will be able to

take our earlier address plate here, and that our

addr! ess will remain same too.

This place is really nice. It even has a washing

machine, situated right above the toilet I'm not sure

it works too well. Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled

the chain and haven't seen them since.

The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice

last week. The first time it rained for 3 days and

second time for 4 days.

The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it

would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with

all the metal buttons, so we cut them off and put them

in the pocket.

Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him.

He is cutting the grass at the cemetery.

By the way I took Bahu to our club's poolside. The

manager is Badmash. He told her that two piece

swimming suit is not allowed in his club. We were

confused as to which piece should we remove?

Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found

out whether it is a girl or a boy, so I don't know

whether you are an Aunt or Uncle.

Your uncle, Jetinder fell in the nearby well. Some men

tried to pull him out, but he fought them off bravely

and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three

days.

There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has

happened.

Love - Mom.

P.S. Jagjit, I was going to send you some money but

by the time I realized, I had already sealed off this

letter

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nice one dude!! g! g! g!

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