Lets Laugh....telugu Pepl.....

[Entidi]

kontunna ammuthunna..  for now.. unnai 200 ala. 

200 shares on SPY aa? 

ante 200 * 200 = $40000 :0)

[sandie]

200 shares on SPY aa? 

ante 200 * 200 = $40000 :0)

 

 

SPY paina.. konni bulli bulli shares depend avuthai ga... $20s lo.. avi.. selling and buying... 

 

 

inka going.. byeee byeee

[Entidi]

SPY paina.. konni bulli bulli shares depend avuthai ga... $20s lo.. avi.. selling and buying... 

 

 

inka going.. byeee byeee

ooh, got it amma...enjoy

[Entidi]

bye bye 

[smiley_sravan]

coffee joke 
ram hotel ku veltdau
ram:barer oka coffee tesukara.
baraer:50/-sir
ram:ne bonda eduru shop lo 50ps antadu
barer:adi ne bonda adi xerox center adi xerox copy....hhhhhhhaaaaaaaaa


godava 
oka intlo kodalu atta godava padutuntaru pakkinti ayana vacchi era me vallu kotladutunte nuv evari pakka nilchuntavu goda pakka ra


Just fun 
Oka ammai undedi,
roju chusedi,
chusthu navvedi,
navvuthu pata paadedi,
paaduthu siggu padedi,
nenu anukunna prema ani,
tharuvatha thelisindi pichhidani...! Funny gay 
College stating day
boy:ni peru enti .?
girl: nannu andaru "akka" ani pilustharu.
Boy: wow what a co incedent. Nannu andaru "bava" ani pilustharu.


The king 
Mahamanthri: maharaja yuddaniki siddam avamani pakka deshapu raju sms pampadu. reply emani pampamanduru prabu..?
Maharaju: sms sending feild ani thippi pampu..!


DEPRESSED STUDENT 
A DEPRESSED ENGG STUDENT WENT 2 RAILWAY TRACK 4 SUCIDE. TRAIN IS COMING CLOSR & CLOSER BUT HE STUDENLY CAME OUT OF TRACK & SAID AMMO!!

REPU ASSIGNMENT

SUBMIT CHEYALI.


wife and husband 
wife: abba endukandi na medadu thintaru

husband: cha urko e vvaryna chuste nijame anukuntaru, leni medadunu ela thintanu


SMS FOR EXAM for matoor 
Basha-1 subjt chadivithe anni subjts chadivi nattu Narasimha-athiga chadive aadadi athi ga copy kotte magadu pass ainatu charitra lo ledu. Baba-chadivindi gorantha chadavalsindi kondantha. shivaji-naanna pandule ipudu chaduvuthai simham xam roju chaduvutundi. Arunachalam-aa lecturer bhodhisthadu e arunachalam vini vadilesthadu. Sridhar-nuv chadavanidi exam lo rakunda podu chadivindi ennatiki gurturadu... Sridhar.V
Shabda Pollution 
Teacher: Oray naga, shabda kaalushyam nivarinchalantey emcheyyali raa?
Naga(Student): Chevulu moosukovali saar.


joke 
teacher : Bhumipai oldest animal yedi?
student : Zeebra
teacher : yela?
Student : enka adi Black & White lone vundi


Telugu SMS Joke 
oka abbai valla nannatho antunnadu nanna nenu 10th pass aiethe naku yemisthav?
Nanna : Cycle Konisthanu. doctorni chestanu
Koduku : Mari Fail aiethe?
Nanna : Boledu Cycle tetchi estanu
Koduku : ???
Nanna : Cycle Mechanicni chestanu


teacher vs. student 
teacher:students in the final xms everybody should get 75% marks...
student:we r trying 4 100% sir!
teacher:r u joling?
student:nee yabba! joke evadra mundu start chesindi?


body of some birds 
ne kallu nemali kallu
ne mukku chilaka mukku
ne nadaka hamsa nadaka
ne palukulu kokila ganam


yameto okkati manisi polika ledhu. zoo ki try cheya


allari koduku 
dad:entira me mummy monanga kurchundi

son:mummy naku Lip stick adigindi nenu Fevi Stick ichanu..
     

 

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Telugu Love SMS is a good way to tell your deep love and affections to your sweetheart. These are beautiful Telugu Kavitvam, Haikoo and Romantic Telugu SMS Messages which you can forward to your lovers. Open up your heart and pour your feelings using affectionate msgs.
Jivitham
jivitham chinnadi
naa gunde kuda chinnadi
kani naa jivithamlo
nee uhalu
nee kalalu
nee meda naa asalu
chala peddavi


Beautiful Telugu Prema Kavitvam
Jeevitam Oka Prayanam,
Jeevanam Oka Pramanam,
ani Evaro Annaru,
Neetho Jeevitam
Naaku Prayanam Kaavali,
Nee Prema Naaku Pramanam Avvali.


Deep Love SMS in Telugu
Udainche Sooryudu Prapanchaniki Velugunu iste,
Nee Raaka Naaa Jeevitamlo Velugunu Ichchindi.


Beautiful Telugu Love SMS
Naa hrudayamane pallakilo nuvvu eenado kurchunnavu,
Nee hrudayamane pallakilo naaku kastha chotu ivvava,
I need you forever.
 

prema prayanam 
parichayam ane mokkaku
sneham ane neru posi
nammakam ane eruvu veste
prema ane mogga chigurinchi
pelli ane parimallanistundi


Love SMS Message in Telugu 
pooja kosam pulu
nakosam nuvvu
o sari navvu
nuvva na love


Lovely Telugu Love SMS 
Prema eppudu puduthundi
manashu daggara ainappudu
manushu eppudu daggara avuthundi
manishi ki manishi daggara ainappudu


Nee Kosam Love SMS 
Kanulu kadhaladam ledhu
pedavulu maatlaada ledhu
hrudhayam maathram
noppitho ginjukuntondhi.
ninnu chudaka


Heart SMS 
ninnu
naa hrudhyam
Ani cheppanu
yenduko telusaa?
ninnu gijagijalaadimchi
jeevimchadam
naaku ishtam ledhu


Telugu Romantic Love Message 
Kalalu
kalpanalu
kalam
kalisosthenay
anneenu
naa bandhalu
nee meedi manasutho
sagisthunna nireekshana
nee prema kosam


Telugu Love SMS Message 
Gunde loni Badhale
kallalona kanneeri ponguthunte
Atmabhimaname bayata padaneeyaka pothe
Avi gundelone aaviri inkipoga
Manasu leni manishila jeevisthunnanu
Jeevisthu Maranisthunnanu.


Prema 
Prasanthanga Unna Chetla chetha....
Vikruthanga Natyam cheyinche.......
Gaali lantidhi PREMA.


Nee Kosam (For You) SMS 
AA JEEVIDI YEA GAMYAMMO NAA EEEEE NUVVU YEA JANMMA BANDAMO NINNUCHEARUKOVADAM KOSAM NAA EEE ANWEASHANA NAA NEREEKASHANA


Telugu Love SMS 
Naa hrudayamlo
uayyala katti
rojuu uayyala adedaanaa
aapaku nee aata
agithe
naa aata agipothundi


Monam 
priyaa
nee maatala kannaa
nee mounamay sukhamainadhi

 

[smiley_sravan]

1 mosquito love story sms

mosquito love story sms
A mosquito hen fell in love with each other.
1 day they kissed each other
Hen died of dengue

Mosquito died of bird flu

Moral:True Love Story



Chocolate funny sms

Chocolate funny sms
KITKAT - "Kiss In Time Kiss At Time"
PERK - "Perfect Emotional Romantic Kiss
"MUNCH - "Meet Urgently Now 4 a Charmi Hug..
So think before giving choclate.


Love Failure funny sms

Love Failure funny sms
How 2 forget Love Failure..
SMOKING - No
DRINKING - No
DRUGS - No
Then how?
JUST LOVE ANOTHER ONE.


Love game sms

Love game sms
"LOVE" In France: Is a Comedy In England: Is Tragedy In Italy: Is a Wounder In Germany: Is a Drama But: In India: National Game.


telugu funny sms

telugu funny sms
welcome to www.love.com type password * ** *** **** ***** processing..sorry meeku preminchey vayasu datipoyindi try www.sanyasi.com


april fool jokes 2010

april fool jokes 2010
What is 143?

I love you.
No

I hate you.
No

I miss you.
No

I wish you.
NO

143 means
ONE HUNDRED & FORTY THREE.
April Fool…



Telugu Jokes -SMS Jokes: Kobbari Chettu

Boy: kobbari chettu ekkithe engineering college girls kanipistunaru

Girl:akkadi nundi rendu chetulu vadiley, Medical college ammayilu kuda kanipistaru...

Keep smiling !!! 
 

[smiley_sravan]

Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit.. 



Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.



Best day to propose a girl

Hey U Know
Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck
otherwise just tell April Foooooll.



Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.





Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them. 


Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r, it is not ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily.


Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
so make SEX a daily habit, & u'll always be SMILING! 




Smile meanings

Smile to old means Respect

Smile to child mean Innocence

Smile to friend means Care

Smile in front of mobile, a mental case!

Still smiling? ;-)
Pagal ey oy




Difference between Friend & Wife

Difference between Friend & Wife

U can Tell ur Friend
“U r my Best Friend”
But

Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
“U r my Best Wife?”



Practical exam, and legs test

In a practical Exam
Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird’s name
Sardar:I dont know
Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name?
Sardar: You see my legs, and tell me.



A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth?
Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made for selfish. 




What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately. 
 

[smiley_sravan]

Forward to you friends and get funny reply’s. . !
“imagine I am in jail
what you think that
What crime I had done”
Reply must. 





☻Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.



☻Birds Birds in the sky dropped a pooty in my eye,
I don”t worry I don”t cry,
I”m just happy that cows can”t fly!



☻If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I'm only a cartoonist!



☻It’s very easy
to eat sweet chocolate,
speak sweet words,
watch sweet dreams
but
It’s very difficult
to
find a sweet person.
but I salute you.
that you find me.



☻Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..




☻Who said English is easy???
Fill in the blank with YES or No…
1.—–I dont have brain…
2.—–I dont have sence…
3.—–I am stupid….



☻Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth



☻What is similarity between Bill Gates and me?
Don’t know??
He never comes to my house
and I never go to his house
EGO PROBLEMS YOU KNOW…



☻Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.



☻Can we do romance in the evening today?
I’m in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
yours lovingly
“MOSQUITO”


☻A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me... But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 posi

tion...



☻Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!




☻Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Student: "Father in law".



☻World ’s shortest jokes:
2 Women sitting quietly!
2 pathan playing chess!
GirlFriend pays the bill.
Need more?!
U r so beautiful




☻An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.

☻Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.




☻Calendar of Love
January = Rose
February = Propose
March = Gift
April = Lift
May = Chatting
June = Dating
July = Miss
August = Kiss
September = Marriage
October = Broke up
November = Rest
December = Next
Have a nice year ahead.




☻Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r, it is not ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily.




☻Power of Mathematics
One day a box wasn’t opening.
Lawyer came, applied all laws but it didn’t open
Chemist came, applied all reactions but it didn’t open
Physician came, applied all forces but no change
Even the biologist failed
mathematician came & said
.
.
.
Let’s Suppose the Box is Open

☻Man: Among my 4 sons 3 are engineer.
Friend: 4th?
Man: He didn’t study & became a barber.
Friend: Why don’t you throw him out?
Man: He is the only 1 who earns.



☻Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
so make SEX a daily habit, & u'll always be SMILING!
 

[smiley_sravan]

☻Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his
examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."


☻In the corridor of a government office
was a sign board reading
“Don’t make any noise.”
Someone added the following words
“Otherwise, we might wake up”



☻Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. "I'll hear the oldest first," he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.



☻Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.



☻A boy came running in the kitchen,
Boy:Dad, There is an ugly monster at the door
Dad(Looking at his wife):
Tell him we have already got one!


☻Good news! A new way to send Romantic kiss to your girlfriend. Just call me and order your kiss. I will personally go and deliver it.



☻Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache!



☻Maths teacher asked JOHNY
“If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to DONA,
3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA then wat will u get ?
JOHNY replied “Sir! 3 new girl friends”.


☻It's the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.


☻Guide: I welcome you all to Niagara Falls.
These are the world’s largest waterfalls
and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high,
even 20 supersonic planes passing by can’t be heard.
Now may I request the ladies to keep quite
so that we can hear the Niagara Falls?



☻There is a sign in the toilet of the sex change clinic. It reads: We may never piss this way again.


☻A chines couple,
Mr Hua & Mrs Hua
got twin babies after marriage.
They named them, Jo-Hua , So-Hua.
Next year they got one more baby.
They named Ye-Kia-Hua



☻Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.


☻Announcement in a university:
“Will the students who parked on the driveway, please move their cars…”
20 minutes later:
“Will the 200 students who went to move 9 cars please return to their respective classes…”



☻Hey friend remember that
without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty
so the world needs YOU after all!


☻Police arrested a drunkard & asked:
Where are you going?
Man: I’m going to listen lecture on ill effects of drinking.
Cop: Who’ll lecture at midnight ??
Man: My wife…



☻Do u remember the day we travelled in a car?
I put my dog out of the window,
u put ur face out,
then people started shouting
TWINS TWINS


☻A boy of 1st class to her teacher.
Do you like me?
Miss. So sweet.
Student: When should I sent my parents to your home?
Miss. Why?
Student: To talk about us.
Miss: What are you saying?
Student: For tuition.




☻Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”

Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”

Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.



☻A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight.
Dad asked: how did u feel?
He replied: Dad it was wonderful.
Everyone was clapping for me
Moral: Take everything positively


☻Father: Your teacher says she finds it
Impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That’s why I say she’s no good!


☻Are you idiot?
Why you keep sending me SMS?
Who gave my number to you?
Never message me again.
Did I ever said that.
Than why don’t you sending SMS.




☻What is the difference between
Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message
&
Donkey deletes this message.

Choice is urs……..:p


☻age of drinks;
1 to 3 milk
3 to 8 cerelac
9 to 13 horlicks
14 to 25 bear
26 to 40 whisky
41 to 60 tonic
after 60 anytime
“GANGA JAL



☻Q- What is the height of CONFIDENCE?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Ans- A 99 years old woman buying a SIM card with LIFE-TIME validity.

 

[smiley_sravan]

☻Who walks with us
through the difficult part of life?
Mon Dad?
No!
Husband Wife?
No!
Friends?
No!
One and only our slippers!!!!
So keep them safe


☻LOVE V/S EXAM
LOVE: lots of thoughts in mind but no guts to express
EXAMS: lots of guts to express but no thoughts in mind



☻One frog asked Astrologer: Please tell my future
Astrologer: A smart girl will touch you.
Frog: Great..! But when & where?
Astrologer: next semester in Zoology lab

☻A foreigner had very spicy Indian dinner.
Next morning he came out of the toilet & said,
now i understand Why indian use water.
Tissue Can catch fire…

☻Patient: Please don’t give me the injection.
I’m afraid of it’s pain.
Doctor: Don’t worry!!
I’ll inject you first that kills the pain!!!!

☻Son: The girl of our neighbors
don’t understand English.
Father: How do you know?
Son: I said to her “Give Me Sweet Kiss”
and she slapped me.

☻Funny Definitions
Home: A place where you can scratch where it itches.
Doctor: A person who cures the ills by pills, and kills by his bills.
Love: Loss Of Valuable Energy
Wife: Worries Invited For Ever

☻Mr.Bean got an Invitation for a Party,
They told him that he must put BROWN TIE only.
When he went to party he was shocked?
other were wearing pants & shirts also…

☻A typical student flips a coin and think.
If Head- will go to sleep.
If Tail- will watch a move.
If Stands- will listen music.
If Stays in air- will study

☻He+She= Love.
He+She+Love=Marriage.
He+She+Love+Marriage=Child.
He+She+Love+Marriage+Child=Family.
AND
He+She+Love+Marriage+Child+ Family=Problem.
So my dear friend
Be careful.

☻Hi all,
Let get stupid and Celeberate Miss call day
Send dis msg to ur frnds n get misbels in reply.
But reply me 1st

☻A student wrote a letter
to his father from hostel:
Dear dad…!
No money,No fun.
Your son!
His father replied:
Dear son!
So sad,Very bad
Your dad!

[smiley_sravan]

బాక్సింగ్

ఒక చోట బాక్సింగ్ పోటీలు జోరుగా సాగుతున్నాయి.

"ఊ కొట్టు... కొట్టు.... దెబ్బకు పళ్ళన్నీ రాలిపోవాలి" అని ప్రేక్షకుల్లోంచి అరుస్తున్నాడో వ్యక్తి.
"మీకు బాక్సింగ్ అంటే అంతిష్టమా?" అడిగాడు పక్కనున్న వ్యక్తి.
"కాదండీ, నేను పక్క వీధిలో ఉన్న డెంటిస్ట్‌ని" చెప్పాడు దంతనాధం
 

తొందరగా

డాక్టర్ ప్రకాశ్ దగ్గర ట్రీట్‍మెంట్ తీసుకుంటున్నాడు గోపాల్.

"మీరు నేను గాఢమైన మిత్రులం. ఫీజిచ్చి ఓ మంచి స్నేహితుణ్ణి అవమానించలేను. ఫ్రీగా సేవ చేయించుకోవడమూ ఇష్టం లేదు. కాబట్టి మీకు ఎంతో కొంత అందేలా నా వీలునామాలో మార్పులు చేస్తా" చెప్పాడు గోపాల్.



"డబ్బు కాస్త త్వరగా అవసరం. ఓసారి ఆ ప్రిస్ర్కిప్షన్ ఇస్తారా? నేను కొద్దిగా మార్పులు చేస్తా" అన్నాడు డాక్టర్ ప్రకాశ్.

 

బలి

"ఏవండోయ్... ఈ రోజు మన పళ్ళై సంవత్సరం నిండింది. వచ్చేటప్పుడు కోడిని పట్రండి. పలావ్ చేసుకుందాం" చెప్పింది సుగుణ.



"ఎందుకే మనం చేసిన తప్పుకు దాన్ని బలిచెయ్యడం?" పెదవి విరుస్తూ అన్నాడు ప్రదీప్.
 

కరెంట్

"కరెంటు పోయినా, క్యాండిల్ కూడా లేకుండా అంతా చీకట్లో అన్నయ్యగారు వంట ఎలా చేస్తున్నారు కాంతమ్మొదినా?" ఆశ్చర్యంగా అడిగింది పొరుగింటి అంజమ్మ.

"ఆయన photographer కదా.
Dark roomలో పనిచెయ్యడం ఆయనకి అలవాటే" తేలికగా చెప్పింది కాంతమ్మ
 

న్యూటన్ - బెల్టు

9"న్యూటన తల మీద ఆపిల్ పడి భూమ్యాకర్షణ శక్తిని కనుక్కోవడం వల్ల మనం బతికిపోయాం కదమ్మా" స్కూల్లో పాఠం విని వచ్చాక తల్లితో చెప్పడు బంటీ.

"అదేంట్రా? " అడిగింది తల్లి.

"నాన్నది బెల్టుల బిజినెస్ కదా. మరి భూమ్యాకర్షణ లేకపోతే వాటినెవరు కొంటారు" వివరించాడు బంటీ.

 

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వంశ పారంపర్యం

 

"వెంకయ్యగారూ... ఈ జబ్బు మీతో రాలేదు. వంశపారంపర్యంగా వచ్చింది. ఆపరేషన్ చేస్తే పోతుంది" చెప్పాడు డాక్టర్.

"అమ్మయ్య... బతికించారు. అయితే ఆ అపరేషనేదో మా తాతయ్యకు చెయ్యండి" చెప్పాడు వెంకయ్య.

 

రుసరుసలు

"ఏమిటి పిన్నిగారు అంతకోపంగా ఉన్నారు?" శ్రామలమ్మను అదిగింది వరమ్మ.
"ఇవాళ ముచ్చటపది RTC Bus standలో weighing machine ఎక్కి రూపాయి నాణెం వేస్తే
 

చిరుత ... ఆ తరువాత

ఈ మధ్య నాకు వచ్చిన forward mail:
చిరంజీవి కొడుకు సినిమా - చిరుత : చిరు తనయ, అయితే, మరి మిగతా హీరోల
కొడుకుల సినిమలు ఏమి అవ్వచ్చు?

బుడత - బాలకృష్ణ తనయ

ఉడత - వెంకటేష్ తనయ

మిడత - మోహన్ బాబు తనయ

పిచుక - పవన్ కళ్యాణ్ తనయ

 

నిద్ర పోయేముందు

డాక్టర్ రాసిచ్చిన ప్రిస్క్ర్రిప్షన్ మందుల షాపువాడికి ఇచ్చి "ఇందులో రాసిన మందు సీసాలు రెండివ్వండి" అని అడిగాడు వాసు.

"రెండెందుకండీ?" అమాయకంగా అడిగాడు షాపువాడు.
"ఈ సీసాలోని మందు నిద్రపోయేముందు తాగమన్నారు. ఒకటి ఇంట్లోకి, రెండోది ఆఫీసులోకి.."

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