Never Question a Drunk

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A women was shopping at the local supermarket where she selected:

a half-gallon of 2% milk,

a carton of eggs,

a quart of orange juice,

a head of romaine lettuce,

a 2lb. can of coffee, and

a 1lb. package of bacon.

As she was unloading the items on the belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringinging up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single".

She looked a bit startled by the proclamation, but was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.

She looked at the six items on the counter and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.

Curiosity got the better of her, and she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutey right, But how on earth did you know that?"

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The Drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."

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