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monna maa aapees la ilage stickies atikinchi vellaru sprint board meeda pakka team vallu...

 

friday evening andaru poyaka gaaliki rendu stickies egiripoyaayi.. and sweeper oodchesindi lol

 

veelaki online tracking kooda ledu... monday daily stand up la chuste aadevadiko task assign chesaaru adi ledu asala rofl
 

 

mamalni daily standups toh torchlight petti torcher chestunnaru.. ninna em chesav.. ivala em chestav.. repu em cheyybotunnav ata.. ee desi gallu direct ga scrum master ayyesariki mari detail lo veltunnaru.. have seen this in different teams..

 

i fell agile is harsh on developers.. i may be wrong.. but i haven't experienced otherwise

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monna maa aapees la ilage stickies atikinchi vellaru sprint board meeda pakka team vallu...

 

friday evening andaru poyaka gaaliki rendu stickies egiripoyaayi.. and sweeper oodchesindi lol

 

veelaki online tracking kooda ledu... monday daily stand up la chuste aadevadiko task assign chesaaru adi ledu asala rofl
 

 

attendance register laagaa maintain cheymani cheppu man... good old days... 

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agile looks good only with smalll teams......nenu attend ayina scrum call lo highest aithe there were 20 people...tikka dengedhi manishiki oka nimisham anukunna....mana turn vache varuku sava ***** malli daantlo scrum master prathi okkadi peru ni gurthu pettukoni adagali status

 

true.. rather than that emailing status should work.. like tabular status report with blocks etc.. %completion.. Scrum calls are really waste of time.. nenu aithey na turn vachesariki i forget what i was suppose to say.. we have team of 10 people for 12 weeks agile ata.. rape chesesaru agile ni

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mamalni daily standups toh torchlight petti torcher chestunnaru.. ninna em chesav.. ivala em chestav.. repu em cheyybotunnav ata.. ee desi gallu direct ga scrum master ayyesariki mari detail lo veltunnaru.. have seen this in different teams..

 

i fell agile is harsh on developers.. i may be wrong.. but i haven't experienced otherwise

 

I only assign tasks man so I don't give any statuses... 10-4 meetings kosamey velta office ki... coding anta in my free time only... develop a small functionality and sell it to the product team... antey chaalu ee contracting h1b batukulu aipoyelopu make money faster and relax, thats it man....

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mamalni daily standups toh torchlight petti torcher chestunnaru.. ninna em chesav.. ivala em chestav.. repu em cheyybotunnav ata.. ee desi gallu direct ga scrum master ayyesariki mari detail lo veltunnaru.. have seen this in different teams..

 

i fell agile is harsh on developers.. i may be wrong.. but i haven't experienced otherwise

 

asala scrum master gaadu stand up lo ekkuva say undakoodadu...

 

aa meeting lo just developer nu cheppina pai 3 questions ki answers cheptadu.. expected hours burn cheyaledu ante mathram scrum m gaadu involve avali..

 

ee scrum M gallu okko sari project manager galla laaga ekkuva details loki veltaaru...

 

Agile is definitely not harsh on developers, but waterfall anta relaxed env undadu... u gotta be on ur heels with ur work..

 

anduke ga better output istadi antaru... Unless evadi role vaadu correct ga play cheyali..

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true.. rather than that emailing status should work.. like tabular status report with blocks etc.. %completion.. Scrum calls are really waste of time.. nenu aithey na turn vachesariki i forget what i was suppose to say.. we have team of 10 people for 12 weeks agile ata.. rape chesesaru agile ni

 

6 people is moderate to good size team for sprint man... more than that aitey maarchali status cheppey way... mee scrum master gaadu 8+ emo man...

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I only assign tasks man so I don't give any statuses... 10-4 meetings kosamey velta office ki... coding anta in my free time only... develop a small functionality and sell it to the product team... antey chaalu ee contracting h1b batukulu aipoyelopu make money faster and relax, thats it man....

 

nuvv edi cheppina enduko naaku mottam water head mida nunchi vellinat untadi :(

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true.. rather than that emailing status should work.. like tabular status report with blocks etc.. %completion.. Scrum calls are really waste of time.. nenu aithey na turn vachesariki i forget what i was suppose to say.. we have team of 10 people for 12 weeks agile ata.. rape chesesaru agile ni

 

20 people unte 2 scrum teams cheyali... appudu effective ga untadi.. each team can deliver their components..

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6 people is moderate to good size team for sprint man... more than that aitey maarchali status cheppey way... mee scrum master gaadu 8+ emo man...

 

my scrum master is not certified and he is a FTE for firm since 16 years.. but still struggles to talk english and work along with team..his communication skills are very poor :(  

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20 people unte 2 scrum teams cheyali... appudu effective ga untadi.. each team can deliver their components..

 

work sarigga guage cheyyleka.. dumped on us to deliver ...thats y saying harsh on developers ani

 

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6 people is moderate to good size team for sprint man... more than that aitey maarchali status cheppey way... mee scrum master gaadu 8+ emo man...

 

6 people ante.. 6 developers aa leda mix of dev and testers aa nuv anedi....

 

i think there is no ideal team size until u start on Sprint 0.. its all trial and error

 

ekkuva manditho work avatledu ante next release make it in to smaller teams....

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nuvv edi cheppina enduko naaku mottam water head mida nunchi vellinat untadi :(

 

antey wat man?? I didn't get you?? ardam ayye la tittu man ledantey dandu2.gif

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work sarigga guage cheyyleka.. dumped on us to deliver ...thats y saying harsh on developers ani

 

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10gay manu scrum master and product owner ni.. adi valla responsibility...

 

mee estimation sarigga unda chuskoo... ekkuva work dump chestunaara.. leda nu ekkuva work unna story ki takkuva estimation istunava?
 

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