Importance of F*CK in English

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Perhaps one of the most interesting and colourful words in the English

language is the word "f*ck". It is one magical word, which, just by

its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love and hate.

In language "f*ck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be

used as a verb, both transitive (John f*cked Rosy) and intransitive

(Rosy was f*cked by John).

It can be an active verb (John really gives a f*ck) or a passive verb

(Rosy doesn't give a f*ck); or an adverb (Rosy is f*cking interested

in John), and as a noun (Rosy is a terrible f*ck).

It can be used as an adjective (Rosy is f*cking beautiful).

Besides its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to

describe many situations:

1. Greetings.............."How the f*ck are you?"

2. Fraud...................."I got f*cked by the car dealer"

3. Dismay.................."Oh, f*ck it!"

4. Trouble................."Well, I guess I'm f*cked now."

5. Agression.............."F*ck You!"

6. Disgust.................."F*ck Me!"

7. Confusion.............."What the F*ck...?"

8. Difficulty................"I don't f*cking understand."

9. Despair................."F*cked again."

10. Incompetence......"He f*cks everything up."

11. Displeasure.........."What the f*ck is going on here?"

12. Lost......................"Where the f*ck are we?"

As you can see, there are very few words with the versatility of the

word "f*ck".

It can be used to tell time..."It's five-f*cking thirty." It can be

used in business..."How do I wind up with this f*cking job?" It can be

maternal...as in "Motherf*cker". It can be political..."f*ck Bill

Clinton".

And never forget the last words of the Mayor of Hiroshima..."What the

f*ck was that?" and the immortal words of the Captain of the Titanic

who said "Where is all this f*cking water coming from?"

The mind fairly boggles at the many creative uses of the word! How can

anyone be offended when you use the word "f*ck"???

Use it frequently in you daily speech; it only adds to your prestige.

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